i need to get an icon for this show, but hipster!belle works nicely for now.
SNOW WHITE IS A BANDIT. Ahhhh. Loooove.
DAVID ANDERS. DAVID ANDERS PLAYING A DOUCHE OF A HORNDOG.
Poor Mary Margaret. I actually feel quite bad for her. I'm rather surprised by how much I'm warming to Ginnifer Goodwin.
BWAH JOSH DALLAS IN A COMA. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
HIS HAND ON HERS AND AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(It's ridiculous how many feeeeelings I have for these two -- ME! a girl who's downright hated and been disgusted by the story of Snow White for as long as I can remember, who's always found Prince Charming to be boring at best and annoying at the worst. But UGH THESE TWO.)
I still find it odd when David Anders uses his actual Midwestern accent. I'm so used to hearing him with a fabulous English accent when he's being nefarious 'n shit. LOL.
DUDE. Snow White's hide out inside the giant log is AMAZING.
Prince Charming's constant popped collars are an unending source of delight.
Seeing Snow White as a cynical, practical robber is SO REFRESHING it's ridic.
When Henry said, "We have to go back!" I just heard it in Jack Shepherd's beardy voice. BWAHAHA.
JOHN DOE/PRINCE CHARMING IS MISSING. PLEASE TELL ME HE WOKE UP AND IS STUMBLING AROUND THE WOODS LOOKING FOR MARY MARGARET/SNOW WHITE. PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE.
Sheriff Graham how are you so hooooot. And I'm almost 100% sure you're the Huntsman, which means that even if you have to obey the Queen/Regina, you're also sympathetic to Snow -- and will ultimately be a good guy and help them save the day. YES. I'm holding onto this theory.
Sleepy and Grumpy on staff; of course they didn't see anything.
Snow trying to grab a sword and defend herself! YES! Prince throwing daggers and firing arrows and sword-fighting in the course of three minutes, ZOMG, so badass.
I really love seeing a Snow White who's smart and pretty damn fierce and knows her way around the woods/with magical beasties. It's great seeing her act like a black market dealer.
Oh, SNOW! Using up all of your fairy dust to save the Prince -- GOOD CALL.
And his name is Jaaaaames. What a lovely royal name.
SHE HAS TO GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH! SHE HAS TO TO KEEP HIM ALIVE, IT'LL BE LIKE TRUE LOVE'S KISS! THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE'S KISS! AHHHHHH!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JOSH DALLAS. YOUR FACE AND HER FACE AND THEIR FACES AND YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
UGH UGH IT'S THE SHITTY PRINCESS HE WAS BETROTHED TO IN THE BEGINNING NOOOOO GTFO YOU'RE NOT HIS REAL WIFE AND THEY'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED STEP OFF BITCH!
Ughhh Mary Margaret you are so sad and I want you to be happy and ughhhh.
So glad that Emma doesn't buy this bullcrap. And I call TOTAL BULLCRAP on Regina's claims that John Doe was talking in his sleep -- TOTAL BULLSHIT.
GINNIFER GOODWIN. JOSH DALLAS. YOUR FUCKING FACES. I CANNOT STAND THIS. CANNOT. STAND. IT.
AND MARY MARGARET, REMEMBER WHERE YOU GOT THAT RING, DAMMIT! REMEMBERRRRRR!
I'm silly pleased that Emma took Mary Margaret up on her offer of the spare room -- now they can bond and really get to know each other and THAT'S going to help break the curse and they won't be so lonely anymore...
AND THE NEXT EPISODE IS ALL RUMPLESTILTSKIN/MR. GOLD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.