Retard Boy

Jan 22, 2009 11:33

I decided to become vegetarian as from the 2nd Jan. Today a little hungover I grabbed myself a sandwich on the way to work and sat at my desk eating it at 07:30, at 11:24 I realised that it was a sausage sandwich, what a retard!

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fadedglamour January 22 2009, 15:07:19 UTC
You are better at being vegetarian than Lee is at being vegan. I think he should describe his dietary requirements as 'vegan within a 5 mile radius of my own home'.
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zomboy6 January 22 2009, 15:20:37 UTC
My slippage totally confirms to me my reasons for becoming veggie. We, OK I have become so blasie at about what I stick in my mouth (i know i'm a whore) that without thinking about, where it has come from, what it is, or even if I really want it I just stick it in (god this is sound more and more dirty by the second). I love love love food, but I want to spend some time thinking about my food choices and the cost of those choices. Does that sound really hairy, I think you will understand.

My early venture into vegetarianism has resulted in me sitting down with a new block of cheese in one hand and a soreen fruit loaf in the other thinking how grand life is. Oh dear.

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fadedglamour January 22 2009, 15:23:51 UTC
Of course I understand; the thing is that you are a pervert.
I get it, if you did not like food as much as you do then I would tell you not to forget the joy of noms in your quest for ethical eats but I know you won't end up performing the culinary equivalent of self-flagellation, then again, you might quite like that sort of thing!
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zomboy6 January 22 2009, 15:31:07 UTC
if tryng it out, self-flagellation that is, i can highly recomend extra firm tofu, a firm slap to the nipple can be quite rewarding!

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fadedglamour January 22 2009, 15:34:16 UTC
You should go for hot ramen for extra nipple-cling.
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