Haha; balls

Nov 26, 2007 11:47

Lets talk about truck balls

Truck balls are molded pieces of rubber shaped like a scrotum. Truck balls are designed to be hung from a trailer hitch.

http://www.bumpernuts.com/big%20truck%20balls.jpg

On the trip from Buffalo back to New York City we witnessed someone classy enough to purchase truck balls and display them.

The thing is, truck balls raise more questions then they answer. For instance, what variety of truck balls exist? Can you get Black truck balls? Hairy truck balls? Blue truck balls? Old man truck balls? Animal truck balls? Neon truck balls? Where does it end?

Also, I'd like to see the truck ball factory. I'm picturing rows of conveyor belts carrying an endless stream of balls. Forklifts scoot to and fro carrying boxes of thousands of balls. Suddenly, tragedy strikes! A young man stands too close to a poor stacked pile of ball boxes. The tower of boxes collapses and he is crushed under six tons of balls.
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