A dome in the white house by 2144
I've become convinced that Rudy Giuliani will never be the president (thank jebsus). He won't be elected, not because the bible belt won't swallow a pro-choice, pro-gay, third marriage new yorker, but because Giuliani is bald.
Americans just don't vote bald these days. The last bald president was Eisenhower. Eisenhower was the commander of the allied forces in world war 2. The man was practically a living legend, he kicked every ass in Europe. How could Americans not elect him?
Rudy on the other hand has spend most of his time humping the rumble left over from the twin towers and scaring Republicans with campfire stories about Hillary in the white house.
"...and then, just when the campers thought they were safe...HILLARY JUMPED OUT OF THE BUSHES WITH A BLOODY AXE IN ONE HAND AND UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE IN THE OTHER AHHHH!!!!"
Eisenhower had the charisma, and he kicked enough ass to get over a bald dome, Giuliani doesn't and didn't.
Americans just don't vote bald these days. The last bald president was Eisenhower. Eisenhower was the commander of the allied forces in world war 2. The man was practically a living legend, he kicked every ass in Europe. How could Americans not elect him?
Rudy on the other hand has spend most of his time humping the rumble left over from the twin towers and scaring Republicans with campfire stories about Hillary in the white house.
"...and then, just when the campers thought they were safe...HILLARY JUMPED OUT OF THE BUSHES WITH A BLOODY AXE IN ONE HAND AND UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE IN THE OTHER AHHHH!!!!"
Eisenhower had the charisma, and he kicked enough ass to get over a bald dome, Giuliani doesn't and didn't.