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I've been seeing ads for the Ghost Rider movie, and although I thought it was a lame idea when I first heard about it, I actually want to see it now. I'll admit to being a fan of Ghost Rider from the ages of 11 to 14, but I've thought it was a retarded character ever since. While I'm on the subject of Nicholas Cage movies, I was watching Gone in 60 Seconds the other night and I realized how unattractive Angelina Jolie. Her lips reminded me of the tape worm guy from that X Files episode. Also I didn't know this until recently but Gone in 60 Seconds was a remake, and while the original was really low budget and had crappy acting, It kicked ass.
Today at work I realized that one of my coworkers might possibly be either mentally retarded or have suffered some sort of brain damage. She was telling the manager that her swipe card we have to use to clock in wasn't working and hadn't since she clocked in the day before. Then I had a flashback of the night before of witnessing her feeble attempts at using the time clock and it hit me, she's retarded. It all makes perfect sense now, her inability to follow all but the simplest of directions, her speech impediment, her childish behavior, and the fact that she lives in a world completely without logic and reason.
I don't update this crap anymore because I've found a wonderful woman (not wonder woman by the way although she could be she's never not said she wasn't an amazonian superhero) , whom I love very much and her lips don't look like an X-files worm-man monster. She has lovely lips, very kissable lips. Since she takes up most of my head space I can't really think of crap to update with. She also has very sexy legs. I should also mention she has a nice rack, ok fuck it, she's sexy as hell and that's that.
Today at work I realized that one of my coworkers might possibly be either mentally retarded or have suffered some sort of brain damage. She was telling the manager that her swipe card we have to use to clock in wasn't working and hadn't since she clocked in the day before. Then I had a flashback of the night before of witnessing her feeble attempts at using the time clock and it hit me, she's retarded. It all makes perfect sense now, her inability to follow all but the simplest of directions, her speech impediment, her childish behavior, and the fact that she lives in a world completely without logic and reason.
I don't update this crap anymore because I've found a wonderful woman (not wonder woman by the way although she could be she's never not said she wasn't an amazonian superhero) , whom I love very much and her lips don't look like an X-files worm-man monster. She has lovely lips, very kissable lips. Since she takes up most of my head space I can't really think of crap to update with. She also has very sexy legs. I should also mention she has a nice rack, ok fuck it, she's sexy as hell and that's that.