War on Cheetos
This post is for those three
special heathens with whom
I often dine. The sort of dis-
gusting perverts who do things
like put a slice of Brie on a
Cheeto and call it delicious,
all the while grinning their
neon muck grins at me and
licking their powdered lips.
Just because your culinary
cavortings are now in a bizarre
and brilliant web comic, don't
feel vindicated. This disgusting
food -- which bears a striking
similarity to the grubs I used
to find while splitting fire-
wood -- is still one of the
vilest creations misbegotten
in this world since Man invented
mustard.