WARNING: LOTS AND LOTS OF CRACK. AND CAPSLOCK. AND SOME PROFANITY
SO ZAK WAS LIKE *STRIP* AND NICK WAS LIKE * I AM A PRIEST*
AND WHATS HIS NUT WITH THE DONKEY IS LIKE *MUMBLE* AND THE DONKEY IS LIKE *omg ZAK DON'T TOUCH MY BUTT* AND ZAKS LIKE " YOU SHOULDNT TOUCH DONKEYS BUTTS" AND IM LIKE "NOW YOU KNOW"
AND GIRL IN SCHOOL BUS IS LIKE "OMG ZAK ILU" AND ZAK IS LIKE "OMG MINOR. AWKWARD."
WOO MORE ILLEGAL STUFF.
LETS ROLL THAT CLIP OF VULTURE MINE SHALL WE?
ZAK SAYS STOP FILMING. ARE YOU GOING TO STOP FILMING NICK, ARE YOU? PSH, HELL NO.
AND THEN ZAK WAS LIKE *PLAID* AND AARON AND NICK WERE LIKE "LOL" BUT THEN ZAK STRIPPED AND NICK WAS LIKE *MILDLY CONCERNED*
AND THEN AARON WAS LIKE *IMPRESSION OF ZAK* AND THEN ZAK LOCKED HIM SELF IN A BATHROOM AND NICK WENT IN THERE AND WAS LIKE "DUDEBRO WHAT UP" AND I WAS LIKE "OMG NICK WHAT ARE YOU DOING. AND THEN ZAK WAS LIKE "I LOVE THE GHOSTS." AND NICK WAS LIKE "OKAY HERE USE MY CAMERA" AND THEN ZAK CALLED IT HIS CAMERA AND I WAS LIKE "OMG CAMERA BABY" AND AND AND.
THEN AARON WAS IN THE BASEMENT AND THE EVP WAS LIKE "RUN BITCH RUN"
No really. They got this EVP that said "Don't go in the bathroom" and I was like "Ohoho- I bet they're gonna go in the bathroom~"
and so Zak goes in there and then suddenly the door is closed and I was like "Okay."
And then Nick is like "whoa. *worry*"
And so Nick goes in there and I was like "WAIT WHOA WHOA NICK WHAT ARE YOU DOING" because I was sick and had a fever and I was not thinking clearly and then I was like "oh wait...its an abandoned bathroom. lol" so Nick goes in there and gives him his camera and then Zak calls it his camera and I was like "omg camera baby"
wait that didn't even make sense. but it was the first thing that came to mind.
AND THAT DUDE...I THINK HIS NAME WAS MIKE, HE WAS LIKE A SOBER-BLONDE-VERSION OF MY UNCLE JOE. I LIKED HIM. EXCEPT HE KEPT ON MUMBLING AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS "MUMBLER! MUMBLER! STOOOOOP MUMBLING!" BECAUSE CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY WAS ON EARLIER.
NOTHING PERSONAL, BRO, JUST ME BEING BEING AN IDIOT.