on the phone with my brother
Me: I don't want to go to Boston this weekend.
Daniel: It's better than a finger up the butt.
Me: I dunno, I think I might prefer a butt fingering to chemo.
Daniel: Yeah, butt fingering isn't so bad sometimes.
Me: Oh God, I'll take your word for it.
Daniel: So what will it be? Chemo or a finger up the butt?
Me: Would a finger up the butt make me throw up?
Daniel: Depends how far up they stick the finger.
I told Mom I was skipping chemo and going to get my butt fingered instead and she responded with, "Oh okay."
Then she thought about it for a minute and said she'd save us going to Boston and do it herself.
I love my family.
And I love being stupid and making jokes about the mess that is cancer.
I miss Daniel so much. I told him I was going to call 911 and ask for a hug. (he's a police officer and on duty tonight)
He said "'state the nature of your emergency' 'I miss my brother'" Aww.
I love him so fucking much.
He drove out to see me because I was so upset at not getting to hug him before I left and he must have said "I love you" 6 times on the phone earlier. I hate this cancer so much but I love what it's done to make my brother openly affectionate.
In other news: I have a hearing exam in the morning. I'm going to ask if it can be close-captioned.
I have to get up at 4am. Gross.
Daniel: It's better than a finger up the butt.
Me: I dunno, I think I might prefer a butt fingering to chemo.
Daniel: Yeah, butt fingering isn't so bad sometimes.
Me: Oh God, I'll take your word for it.
Daniel: So what will it be? Chemo or a finger up the butt?
Me: Would a finger up the butt make me throw up?
Daniel: Depends how far up they stick the finger.
I told Mom I was skipping chemo and going to get my butt fingered instead and she responded with, "Oh okay."
Then she thought about it for a minute and said she'd save us going to Boston and do it herself.
I love my family.
And I love being stupid and making jokes about the mess that is cancer.
I miss Daniel so much. I told him I was going to call 911 and ask for a hug. (he's a police officer and on duty tonight)
He said "'state the nature of your emergency' 'I miss my brother'" Aww.
I love him so fucking much.
He drove out to see me because I was so upset at not getting to hug him before I left and he must have said "I love you" 6 times on the phone earlier. I hate this cancer so much but I love what it's done to make my brother openly affectionate.
In other news: I have a hearing exam in the morning. I'm going to ask if it can be close-captioned.
I have to get up at 4am. Gross.