A Recent Chat that Amused Me to No End.
sistersludge> I LOV TEH ZOMBIES
annna_PoE> If I were their teacher, I would definately be showing them horror movies.
Clef_> also cruel, albeit unintentionally
HalfShadow> TEH ZOMBIES LUV U TU. OR YUR BRIANS.
sistersludge> OH TEH NO
annna_PoE> "Okay, now who can tell us what Herbert SHOULD have done when the doctor came back to life? Timmy?"
HalfShadow> HUAGLAGHAGALUGHALUAGHA!
annna_PoE> Ditto sheets on the right way to kill various monsters.
Clef_> there teachers/trainers/keepers are probably really cool
athodyd> PLZ WELLCHAIR ZOMBE DO NOT EAT ME OR DROOL ON YOUR MAKEUP
sistersludge> OH NO FATTY ZOMBIE! YOU ALREADY ATE ALL TEH BRAINS!
althena_singing> but I thought that students became zombies themselves by the time they hit high school...?
annna_PoE> They are probably not all "slow." CP frequently just makes kids _look_ retarded.
sistersludge> I AM NOT A ZOMBIE SNACK!
HalfShadow> YES YOU ARE!
* HalfShadow munches on sistersludge
athodyd> ALL ARE PREY FOR THE ZOMBTARD MENACE
althena_singing> sistersludge could be a zombie appetizer. you don't know.
* sistersludge slaps HalfShadow away OH NO ZOMBIE SHADOW
sistersludge> YOU CANNOT EAT ME I AM INEDIBLE
* HalfShadow 's nose falls off. He picks it up and eats it.
athodyd> I am constructed of futuristic metals for hightemperature operation. Also I am a jet engine.
athodyd> so it is inadvisable to try and eat me.
althena_singing> do not atttempt to ingest happy fun ball.
* HalfShadow tries to eat sistersludge again
* sistersludge RUNS AWAY FROM ZOMBIESHADOW
annna_PoE> The guy in THE BLOB running away with his walker. Pure genius.
* athodyd combusts fuels through sonic shockwave compression
* HalfShadow gimps along behind his potential meal
sistersludge> NO YOU DON'T ZOMBIESHADOW I WILL DISTRACT YOU WITH THESE FETUSES
* sistersludge starts throwing fetuses at ZombieShadow
althena_singing> I claim those fetuses for medical experimentation!!!!!!
* althena_singing steals all the fetusii
HalfShadow> YUM.
* HalfShadow scarfs a fetus
* athodyd asks government to attach him to futuristic jet to combat zombie menace
* HalfShadow spits up padding
sistersludge> HA HA ZOMBIESHADOW IT IS NOT A REAL FETUS
athodyd> DAMN THIS MILITARY BUREAUCRACY
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sistersludge> BUT I AM LONG GONE NOW
* HalfShadow growls and resumes gimping after sistersludge
* athodyd has been installed on a passenger jet. He offers sister a ride to safety.
* sistersludge hops on the jet to escape ZombieShadow
athodyd> I DEPART FOR MEMPHIS POST HASTE
HalfShadow> Bah. I give up.
athodyd> WHOOOOOOOOSH
sistersludge> HE WILL NEVER HIDE IN THE LUGGAGE
sistersludge> OR SNEAK UP IN THE WIRING
athodyd> Or hide in the landing gear
sistersludge> That's right.
athodyd> OMG THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING
sistersludge> OH TEH NO IT IS ZOMBIESHADOW
* HalfShadow hides in the jet engine. There is a sound like a giant electric razor and red sprays from the back.
athodyd> also, memphis intl is going to keep us in holding pattern for another three hours
athodyd> NO GODDAMMIT IM A RAMJET AND DO NOT HAVE TURBINE BLADES
HalfShadow> Ow. FUCK, that smarts.
TheTreefrog> ...
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sistersludge> ZOMBIESHADOW WILL EAT EVERYONE ON THE PLANE BY THEN, EXCEPT FOR ME WHO LOCKS HERSELF IN THE COCKPIT AND LEARNS TO FLY FROM THE CONTROL TOWER
annna_PoE> Ask them to put down the airplane pudding for you to land in!
athodyd> I am damaged and require the services of a mechanic
*HalfShadow* Oh yeah. I'll eat you all right.
athodyd> YES PUDDING
*HalfShadow* Gnyagnyagnya...
althena_singing> is it CHOCOLATE pudding?!?!
athodyd> FUTURISTIC JET ENGINE METALS are composed largely of PUDDING
* HalfShadow starts gnawing on a wing. He likes pudding.
athodyd> OUCH OUCH MY DEICERS
althena_singing> zombies are allergic to pudding
sistersludge> OH NO THE FATTY ZOMBIES ARE GATHERING
sistersludge> THEY WILL EAT ME WHEN I LAND
* HalfShadow breaks out in hives which release zombie bees.
althena_singing> now THAT is a cool allergic reaction.
sistersludge> Damn straight.
athodyd> We can't land with those goddamn bees!
HalfShadow> MM. PUD-DING!
athodyd> The honey jams up the flaps!
annna_PoE> (7/19)
* sistersludge starts smacking bees, but they still keep flying, being undead and all
althena_singing> it's zombie honey, though. is that different?
athodyd> Just smells bad, that's all.
athodyd> its capacity to negatively affect aaairfoil performance is unaltered
LordKILL> ... Hmm, zombie bees and Pudding...Fantastic
althena_singing> ah.
* HalfShadow bites an airfoil
annna_PoE> Set the engine on fire! The smoke will calm the bees!
athodyd> BUILDUP OF WING HONEY = LOSS OF LIFT
* sistersludge knows what she has to do
* sistersludge takes the plane and heads for the Nuclear power plant
athodyd> GIVE ME A RICHER FUEL MIXTURE
sistersludge> must....stop....zombies...from...spreading.....
athodyd> uhhh... zombies and radiation? BAD PLAN
* HalfShadow pees in athodyd's fuel intake.
sistersludge> FUCK
athodyd> GYARGH
althena_singing> HEE HEE HEE
althena_singing> zombie pee
althena_singing> good band name?
* sistersludge heads instead to the Wicca bonfire
athodyd> TAKE AS MANY OF THEM WITH YOU AS YOU CAN
sistersludge> Take...out...zombies...and....wiccans...together
althena_singing> zombies are afraid of patchouli!!
athodyd> ZOMBIE PISS AFFECTING FUEL VALVE
LordKILL> HEY Goddamn it
athodyd> THRUST DOWN TO 50%
* sistersludge barely makes it to the bonfire.....aiming....CRASHING WOOP WOOP
* HalfShadow jumps from the wing. He wouldn't touch wiccans if you PAID him...in delicious...tender...BRAINS...
LordKILL> Damn wiccan bonfire... bastards
*** __carter__ is now known as Capital_Wicc
sistersludge> CRASH CRASH BURN BURN SCREAMS OF ZOMBIES AND WICCANS
* athodyd is embedded in a hillside.
athodyd> OW FUCK IT
sistersludge> DEAD ALL DEAD EVEN ME
althena_singing> are you a zombie now?
LordKILL> You are SOOO going to whatever Hell you believe in Sistersludge
sistersludge> EXCEPT....FOR ZOMBIESHADOW
athodyd> IF SOME ONE COULD PLEASE NOTIFY THE NTSB AND REMOVE MY BLACK BOX
HalfShadow> Blarg. No. Really. Blarg.
sistersludge> To be continued in Retard Zombies Part 2
sistersludge> No. I am burnt to a crisp
*HalfShadow* Oh yeah. We're good.
sistersludge> As are the zombie bees and several wiccans.
althena_singing> so it's a happy ending!
sistersludge> and the Fatty zombies as well who followed the honey trail.
athodyd> NOT SO HAPPY IF YOU'RE EMBEDDED IN A FUCKING HILL
HalfShadow> Acxtually, I've always wondered. If two zombies made out, would that be necrophilia?
sistersludge> LOOK I'M DEAD I CANNOT GET YOUR BLACK BOX
athodyd> why am I still in all caps?
sistersludge> I HAVE NO HANDS
annna_PoE> If I were their teacher, I would definately be showing them horror movies.
Clef_> also cruel, albeit unintentionally
HalfShadow> TEH ZOMBIES LUV U TU. OR YUR BRIANS.
sistersludge> OH TEH NO
annna_PoE> "Okay, now who can tell us what Herbert SHOULD have done when the doctor came back to life? Timmy?"
HalfShadow> HUAGLAGHAGALUGHALUAGHA!
annna_PoE> Ditto sheets on the right way to kill various monsters.
Clef_> there teachers/trainers/keepers are probably really cool
athodyd> PLZ WELLCHAIR ZOMBE DO NOT EAT ME OR DROOL ON YOUR MAKEUP
sistersludge> OH NO FATTY ZOMBIE! YOU ALREADY ATE ALL TEH BRAINS!
althena_singing> but I thought that students became zombies themselves by the time they hit high school...?
annna_PoE> They are probably not all "slow." CP frequently just makes kids _look_ retarded.
sistersludge> I AM NOT A ZOMBIE SNACK!
HalfShadow> YES YOU ARE!
* HalfShadow munches on sistersludge
athodyd> ALL ARE PREY FOR THE ZOMBTARD MENACE
althena_singing> sistersludge could be a zombie appetizer. you don't know.
* sistersludge slaps HalfShadow away OH NO ZOMBIE SHADOW
sistersludge> YOU CANNOT EAT ME I AM INEDIBLE
* HalfShadow 's nose falls off. He picks it up and eats it.
athodyd> I am constructed of futuristic metals for hightemperature operation. Also I am a jet engine.
athodyd> so it is inadvisable to try and eat me.
althena_singing> do not atttempt to ingest happy fun ball.
* HalfShadow tries to eat sistersludge again
* sistersludge RUNS AWAY FROM ZOMBIESHADOW
annna_PoE> The guy in THE BLOB running away with his walker. Pure genius.
* athodyd combusts fuels through sonic shockwave compression
* HalfShadow gimps along behind his potential meal
sistersludge> NO YOU DON'T ZOMBIESHADOW I WILL DISTRACT YOU WITH THESE FETUSES
* sistersludge starts throwing fetuses at ZombieShadow
althena_singing> I claim those fetuses for medical experimentation!!!!!!
* althena_singing steals all the fetusii
HalfShadow> YUM.
* HalfShadow scarfs a fetus
* athodyd asks government to attach him to futuristic jet to combat zombie menace
* HalfShadow spits up padding
sistersludge> HA HA ZOMBIESHADOW IT IS NOT A REAL FETUS
athodyd> DAMN THIS MILITARY BUREAUCRACY
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sistersludge> BUT I AM LONG GONE NOW
* HalfShadow growls and resumes gimping after sistersludge
* athodyd has been installed on a passenger jet. He offers sister a ride to safety.
* sistersludge hops on the jet to escape ZombieShadow
athodyd> I DEPART FOR MEMPHIS POST HASTE
HalfShadow> Bah. I give up.
athodyd> WHOOOOOOOOSH
sistersludge> HE WILL NEVER HIDE IN THE LUGGAGE
sistersludge> OR SNEAK UP IN THE WIRING
athodyd> Or hide in the landing gear
sistersludge> That's right.
athodyd> OMG THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING
sistersludge> OH TEH NO IT IS ZOMBIESHADOW
* HalfShadow hides in the jet engine. There is a sound like a giant electric razor and red sprays from the back.
athodyd> also, memphis intl is going to keep us in holding pattern for another three hours
athodyd> NO GODDAMMIT IM A RAMJET AND DO NOT HAVE TURBINE BLADES
HalfShadow> Ow. FUCK, that smarts.
TheTreefrog> ...
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sistersludge> ZOMBIESHADOW WILL EAT EVERYONE ON THE PLANE BY THEN, EXCEPT FOR ME WHO LOCKS HERSELF IN THE COCKPIT AND LEARNS TO FLY FROM THE CONTROL TOWER
annna_PoE> Ask them to put down the airplane pudding for you to land in!
athodyd> I am damaged and require the services of a mechanic
*HalfShadow* Oh yeah. I'll eat you all right.
athodyd> YES PUDDING
*HalfShadow* Gnyagnyagnya...
althena_singing> is it CHOCOLATE pudding?!?!
athodyd> FUTURISTIC JET ENGINE METALS are composed largely of PUDDING
* HalfShadow starts gnawing on a wing. He likes pudding.
athodyd> OUCH OUCH MY DEICERS
althena_singing> zombies are allergic to pudding
sistersludge> OH NO THE FATTY ZOMBIES ARE GATHERING
sistersludge> THEY WILL EAT ME WHEN I LAND
* HalfShadow breaks out in hives which release zombie bees.
althena_singing> now THAT is a cool allergic reaction.
sistersludge> Damn straight.
athodyd> We can't land with those goddamn bees!
HalfShadow> MM. PUD-DING!
athodyd> The honey jams up the flaps!
annna_PoE> (7/19)
* sistersludge starts smacking bees, but they still keep flying, being undead and all
althena_singing> it's zombie honey, though. is that different?
athodyd> Just smells bad, that's all.
athodyd> its capacity to negatively affect aaairfoil performance is unaltered
LordKILL> ... Hmm, zombie bees and Pudding...Fantastic
althena_singing> ah.
* HalfShadow bites an airfoil
annna_PoE> Set the engine on fire! The smoke will calm the bees!
athodyd> BUILDUP OF WING HONEY = LOSS OF LIFT
* sistersludge knows what she has to do
* sistersludge takes the plane and heads for the Nuclear power plant
athodyd> GIVE ME A RICHER FUEL MIXTURE
sistersludge> must....stop....zombies...from...spreading.....
athodyd> uhhh... zombies and radiation? BAD PLAN
* HalfShadow pees in athodyd's fuel intake.
sistersludge> FUCK
athodyd> GYARGH
althena_singing> HEE HEE HEE
althena_singing> zombie pee
althena_singing> good band name?
* sistersludge heads instead to the Wicca bonfire
athodyd> TAKE AS MANY OF THEM WITH YOU AS YOU CAN
sistersludge> Take...out...zombies...and....wiccans...together
althena_singing> zombies are afraid of patchouli!!
athodyd> ZOMBIE PISS AFFECTING FUEL VALVE
LordKILL> HEY Goddamn it
athodyd> THRUST DOWN TO 50%
* sistersludge barely makes it to the bonfire.....aiming....CRASHING WOOP WOOP
* HalfShadow jumps from the wing. He wouldn't touch wiccans if you PAID him...in delicious...tender...BRAINS...
LordKILL> Damn wiccan bonfire... bastards
*** __carter__ is now known as Capital_Wicc
sistersludge> CRASH CRASH BURN BURN SCREAMS OF ZOMBIES AND WICCANS
* athodyd is embedded in a hillside.
athodyd> OW FUCK IT
sistersludge> DEAD ALL DEAD EVEN ME
althena_singing> are you a zombie now?
LordKILL> You are SOOO going to whatever Hell you believe in Sistersludge
sistersludge> EXCEPT....FOR ZOMBIESHADOW
athodyd> IF SOME ONE COULD PLEASE NOTIFY THE NTSB AND REMOVE MY BLACK BOX
HalfShadow> Blarg. No. Really. Blarg.
sistersludge> To be continued in Retard Zombies Part 2
sistersludge> No. I am burnt to a crisp
*HalfShadow* Oh yeah. We're good.
sistersludge> As are the zombie bees and several wiccans.
althena_singing> so it's a happy ending!
sistersludge> and the Fatty zombies as well who followed the honey trail.
athodyd> NOT SO HAPPY IF YOU'RE EMBEDDED IN A FUCKING HILL
HalfShadow> Acxtually, I've always wondered. If two zombies made out, would that be necrophilia?
sistersludge> LOOK I'M DEAD I CANNOT GET YOUR BLACK BOX
athodyd> why am I still in all caps?
sistersludge> I HAVE NO HANDS