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Happy 4th of July you fuckers, well, at least it will soon be the 4th over there. I don't have time to make a lengthy post, but I'll throw some statistics at ya. The wedding was a blast. It lasted three days. Saturday was the wedding, Sunday was the, and it literally translates to "after party" (and it's official, gotta wear a tie still...and coincidentally my birthday), and Monday was the clean up, where we continued drinking. And now for the stats.
Ahem....
175 +/- guests came to the wedding
120 +/- guests came to the after party
30 or so people helped with the clean up
150 Liters (~35 gallons) of beer were consumed
20 Liters (~5 gallons)of "bimber" were imbibed
Bimber is essentially moonshine, and it was 120 proof
And, finally 350 Liters (~85 gallons) of vodka were drank
Today, I visited some aunties. At the first house we killed 1 and a half bottles of vodka amongst three people. Here we've killed 2 amongst 4 people and I'm clean fucking sober.
Ahem....
175 +/- guests came to the wedding
120 +/- guests came to the after party
30 or so people helped with the clean up
150 Liters (~35 gallons) of beer were consumed
20 Liters (~5 gallons)of "bimber" were imbibed
Bimber is essentially moonshine, and it was 120 proof
And, finally 350 Liters (~85 gallons) of vodka were drank
Today, I visited some aunties. At the first house we killed 1 and a half bottles of vodka amongst three people. Here we've killed 2 amongst 4 people and I'm clean fucking sober.