"I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!"
I'm home right now although I shouldn't be. I set my alarm
faithfully last night but then some idiot (namely myself) forgot to
turn it on. Ha-ha! Oh, I am such a dummy sometimes.
Therefore my morning consisted of:
Waking up with only fifteen minutes to get to work, knowing I wouldn't make it in time and therefore being leisurely because when you hurry, that's when accidents happen;
Getting to work only to be told my run had been filled for the day, so I was to come back on report at 1:00 PM (and it was 6:51 AM at the time I was told this) and;
Now sitting around in my robe wishing I something decent to update the old LJ with.
Well, we do have a new friend around here: cxtxc, who is notable not only for having the shapliest icon legs around, but also for being another rare member of the Brutal Honesty crowd who is not utterly insane, a misanthropic twerp or a holier-than-thou busbybody who delights in pointing out just how terrible you are. She is damn intelligent, a pretty entertaining read (unfortunately she is friends-only, just throwing that caveat out) also fairly decadent, which we can't have enough of in today's society. I mean, seriously, have you taken a look outside lately? Daddy needs him some decadence if he's going to stagger through his work week, kids.
I think I'm going to hunt up some breakfast and coffee, maybe do some dishes... goddamnit, I hate it when my schedule gets screwed up due to my own incompetence. In the meantime here is a meme behind the cut, and I didn't realize until about halfway through just how fucking long the thing really is. You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
Oh, and go to queentana's LJ and answer her sex question. Some of the other ones were much better than my own. Blah.
TEN FIRSTS:
first halloween costume: An Indian brave
first best friend: Shawn Cross
first screen name: Illusion75
first time to see the ocean: maybe a year old
first C: 6thy grade, math
first job: delivering the Sacramento Bee
first music: "story songs" done by fellas like Johnny Cash and Johnny Horton
first pet: a goldfish named Fred
first stuffed animal: a bear, of course... it was bigger than me
first school: King Elementary in Oregon City
NINE LASTS:
last cigarette: last night about 11 PM
last kiss: this morning
last movie seen: in the theater, Serenity
last text message: I don't text, sorry
last cd played: Guns 'N Rose Appetite For Destruction
last bubble bath: yesterday afternoon
last time you cried: in Februrary, in relation to the whole Lady Jade vs. Dental Insurance incident
last date: with my wife when we went to see Serenity
last time you ate something: last night's dinner
EIGHT "HAVE YOU EVERS":
have you ever dated one of your best friends: No
have you ever skinny dipped: No, but that will be changing as our new house has a pool
have you ever been on tv: Yes
have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: Yes
lost someone you loved: Yes
have you ever been depressed: Yes
have you ever woken up and not known where you were: Yes
SEVEN PLACES YOU'VE BEEN TO:
Salt Lake City, UT
Bangor, ME
Tahoe City, CA
Portland, OR
Seattle, WA
Chicago, IL
Omaha, NE
SIX THINGS YOU DID YESTERDAY:
Work
Woke up really goddamn early
Read my newspaper
Made a delicious marinade for some tri-tip
Took a nap
Had a rather unsatisfying bubble bath
FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER:
sex
My wife
Driving the Dodge
Marcus
Caesar
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO:
Lady Jade
Sargeant Dave from Iraq
Marcus
Caesar
THREE WISHES:
I wish I could get a novel published
I wish I could get buff
I wish money was never an issue ever again
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See myself in print in the bookstore
See my team win a Super Bowl
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
Treating life so incredibly life-or-death serious all the gtime in high school and college
Waking up with only fifteen minutes to get to work, knowing I wouldn't make it in time and therefore being leisurely because when you hurry, that's when accidents happen;
Getting to work only to be told my run had been filled for the day, so I was to come back on report at 1:00 PM (and it was 6:51 AM at the time I was told this) and;
Now sitting around in my robe wishing I something decent to update the old LJ with.
Well, we do have a new friend around here: cxtxc, who is notable not only for having the shapliest icon legs around, but also for being another rare member of the Brutal Honesty crowd who is not utterly insane, a misanthropic twerp or a holier-than-thou busbybody who delights in pointing out just how terrible you are. She is damn intelligent, a pretty entertaining read (unfortunately she is friends-only, just throwing that caveat out) also fairly decadent, which we can't have enough of in today's society. I mean, seriously, have you taken a look outside lately? Daddy needs him some decadence if he's going to stagger through his work week, kids.
I think I'm going to hunt up some breakfast and coffee, maybe do some dishes... goddamnit, I hate it when my schedule gets screwed up due to my own incompetence. In the meantime here is a meme behind the cut, and I didn't realize until about halfway through just how fucking long the thing really is. You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
Oh, and go to queentana's LJ and answer her sex question. Some of the other ones were much better than my own. Blah.
TEN FIRSTS:
first halloween costume: An Indian brave
first best friend: Shawn Cross
first screen name: Illusion75
first time to see the ocean: maybe a year old
first C: 6thy grade, math
first job: delivering the Sacramento Bee
first music: "story songs" done by fellas like Johnny Cash and Johnny Horton
first pet: a goldfish named Fred
first stuffed animal: a bear, of course... it was bigger than me
first school: King Elementary in Oregon City
NINE LASTS:
last cigarette: last night about 11 PM
last kiss: this morning
last movie seen: in the theater, Serenity
last text message: I don't text, sorry
last cd played: Guns 'N Rose Appetite For Destruction
last bubble bath: yesterday afternoon
last time you cried: in Februrary, in relation to the whole Lady Jade vs. Dental Insurance incident
last date: with my wife when we went to see Serenity
last time you ate something: last night's dinner
EIGHT "HAVE YOU EVERS":
have you ever dated one of your best friends: No
have you ever skinny dipped: No, but that will be changing as our new house has a pool
have you ever been on tv: Yes
have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: Yes
lost someone you loved: Yes
have you ever been depressed: Yes
have you ever woken up and not known where you were: Yes
SEVEN PLACES YOU'VE BEEN TO:
Salt Lake City, UT
Bangor, ME
Tahoe City, CA
Portland, OR
Seattle, WA
Chicago, IL
Omaha, NE
SIX THINGS YOU DID YESTERDAY:
Work
Woke up really goddamn early
Read my newspaper
Made a delicious marinade for some tri-tip
Took a nap
Had a rather unsatisfying bubble bath
FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER:
sex
My wife
Driving the Dodge
Marcus
Caesar
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO:
Lady Jade
Sargeant Dave from Iraq
Marcus
Caesar
THREE WISHES:
I wish I could get a novel published
I wish I could get buff
I wish money was never an issue ever again
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See myself in print in the bookstore
See my team win a Super Bowl
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
Treating life so incredibly life-or-death serious all the gtime in high school and college