15 Head-Shaking Facts About Me
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1) To this day, I can't think too much about the story "The Velveteen Rabbit" without getting choked up. It's one of the most effective horror stories ever written.
2) When I was in college and heard Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette, I wanted to make her chicken soup and tell her everything was going to be okay, that not all guys were slime. I don't think the results would have gone according to my nefarious plans.
3) The fact that I picture Zach Braff from Scrubs singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey doesn't stop me from trying to sing along.
4) I bawled like a baby at the end of the film Watership Down... at age twenty-two.
5) I also bawled like a baby when Caesar the Primary Cat died, for three days. I still miss you, little buddy. Thank you so much for opening my heart to all the cats of the world.
6) Like Jessica Mayes, the hot bastion of common sense, I am also a big Grey's Anatomy fan.
6a) Based on this, I tried out Private Practice. It's a steaming trough of pig shit.
6b) I also think Callie Torres and Mark Sloan should have their own show if anybody is gonna get a spinoff and furthermore, I think Callie Torres is awful damn hot. Real women have curves, damnit.
7) I would shave my head if it landed me a publishing contract. If I am guaranteed a besteller and don't have to have my day job any more, I'd keep it chrome-domed.
8) I used to be a big professional wrestling fan.
9) Not only was I very entertained by Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, I plan on buying it on blu-ray.
10) I always thought the She-Hulk was sexy. Strong, aggressive, curvy, able to whip more ass than a jockey's whip... and the green skin didn't throw me off.
11) I think I'm a better guitar player than I am. That may also extend to my writing ability as well, but I'm in too deep to quit now :)
12) I watch some shows on ESPN just so I can yell things like "Idiot!", "Jackass!" and "Fuck you, Jay Mariotti!" at the screen. I also like to think I know more about sports than half the people they employ, and I'm probably right about that.
13) Speaking of sports, I own 17 sports jerseys. yes, you read that right: seven-fucking-teen.
14) I saw Revenge Of The Nerds 2: Nerds In Paradise. In the theaters. For full price.
15) Finally, I'm a huge J.D. Robb fan, but I can't stand what Nora Roberts writes.
1) To this day, I can't think too much about the story "The Velveteen Rabbit" without getting choked up. It's one of the most effective horror stories ever written.
2) When I was in college and heard Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette, I wanted to make her chicken soup and tell her everything was going to be okay, that not all guys were slime. I don't think the results would have gone according to my nefarious plans.
3) The fact that I picture Zach Braff from Scrubs singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey doesn't stop me from trying to sing along.
4) I bawled like a baby at the end of the film Watership Down... at age twenty-two.
5) I also bawled like a baby when Caesar the Primary Cat died, for three days. I still miss you, little buddy. Thank you so much for opening my heart to all the cats of the world.
6) Like Jessica Mayes, the hot bastion of common sense, I am also a big Grey's Anatomy fan.
6a) Based on this, I tried out Private Practice. It's a steaming trough of pig shit.
6b) I also think Callie Torres and Mark Sloan should have their own show if anybody is gonna get a spinoff and furthermore, I think Callie Torres is awful damn hot. Real women have curves, damnit.
7) I would shave my head if it landed me a publishing contract. If I am guaranteed a besteller and don't have to have my day job any more, I'd keep it chrome-domed.
8) I used to be a big professional wrestling fan.
9) Not only was I very entertained by Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, I plan on buying it on blu-ray.
10) I always thought the She-Hulk was sexy. Strong, aggressive, curvy, able to whip more ass than a jockey's whip... and the green skin didn't throw me off.
11) I think I'm a better guitar player than I am. That may also extend to my writing ability as well, but I'm in too deep to quit now :)
12) I watch some shows on ESPN just so I can yell things like "Idiot!", "Jackass!" and "Fuck you, Jay Mariotti!" at the screen. I also like to think I know more about sports than half the people they employ, and I'm probably right about that.
13) Speaking of sports, I own 17 sports jerseys. yes, you read that right: seven-fucking-teen.
14) I saw Revenge Of The Nerds 2: Nerds In Paradise. In the theaters. For full price.
15) Finally, I'm a huge J.D. Robb fan, but I can't stand what Nora Roberts writes.