I despair of people sometimes, I really do. (Beware; HUGE beyond emo psycho bitch rant with violence aplenty &lashings of blood ahead. Do NOT read on if you're of a sensitive disposition, don't like animal cruelty, or don't want to think about the consequences of me being able to carry a knife in my bag for when people piss me off)
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Some people are scum as well.
But you say "bairn", that's so cute
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&I usually say "bairn" :P
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# Find abandoned soundproofed warehouse. Tie victim to chair.
# Burn the nerve endings from their fingers while they watch. Add some bamboo splinters under the nails for extra effect.
# Cut out their tongue. Cauterise it immediately with a hot iron so they don't bleed to death.
# Burst the eardrums. Clapping your hands very hard over both ears at once works.
# Long pins through the eyeballs. Open eyes or closed eyes-whatever takes your fancy.
Now your victim is still alive but unable to communicate or sense anything through speech, braille, hearing or whatever. You may want to do some damage to their vocal chords too. Smashing all their limbs with a clawhammer and taking some sandpaper and lemon juice to their genitals is also actively encouraged.
Do all this in Nevada. No one gives a shit if you do it in Nevada.
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