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SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PUT KISS ON REAL LOUD IN MY HEADPHONES AND READ MERLIN FIC. Y'KNOW, BECAUSE THEY GO TOGETHER. CAMELOT = DETROIT ROCK CITY. SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TEACHING YOU HISTORY. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE AN "A" IF YOU STICK WITH ME.
Me: I'm hurting.
Jamie: Stop it. (shakes me)
Jamie: That's how you stop babies, too.
Me: Don't give me shaken baby syndrome, fucker.
Me: How is babby killed?
Jamie: Easily.
Voldy was laying on my damn school bag, so I dragged it out from under him and gave him a notebook to lay on instead. He's been on it for two hours now. NOTEBOOK = CAT MATTRESS.
Me: I'm hurting.
Jamie: Stop it. (shakes me)
Jamie: That's how you stop babies, too.
Me: Don't give me shaken baby syndrome, fucker.
Me: How is babby killed?
Jamie: Easily.
Voldy was laying on my damn school bag, so I dragged it out from under him and gave him a notebook to lay on instead. He's been on it for two hours now. NOTEBOOK = CAT MATTRESS.