Excuse me while I procrastinate planning the trip more.
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- Available: For birthday parties and weddings!
- Age: 26
- Annoyance: I'm about to spend $2800 on a road trip and I don't have $2800. The annoyance is the -$2800. Not the road trip. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
- Animal: Catz
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- Beer: Me
- Birthday: 12/24/1982
- Best Friends: None of you. None of you pass the test.
- Body Part on opposite sex: They shouldaz.
- Best feeling in the world: The lulz.
- Best weather: Warm with no humidity.
- Been in Love: No
- Been on stage?: Yes
- Believe in Magic: AND I HOPE YOU DO~
- Believe in God: No
- Believe in Santa: No
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- Candy: Caramel. NOW I WANT SUGAR BABIES DAMMIT.
- Color: Purple
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese. BUT JUST BARELY.
- Cake or pie: Cake (I HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE IS WORTH IT x FOREVER)
- Cheese: Bees fees keys peas seize tease wheeze
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- Day or Night: THE LONELY STONER SEEMS TO FREE HIS MIND AT NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT~. I know it didn't say "day and night" but that's no excuse. That's no excuse not to break out in song.
- Dance in the rain?: I DON'T LIKE GETTING WET GOD DAMN IT.
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- Eggs: Scrambled need only apply.
- Eyes: Green
- Everyone's got a(n) to: KICK A LITTLE ASS.
- Ever failed a class?: No
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- Full name: Lisa. The rest, you couldn't pronounce.
- First thoughts waking up: FUCKING CATS WANT BREAKFAST BUT THEY CAN WAIT.
- Food: Pizza
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- Greatest Fear: BEING BURNED ALIVE.
- Goals: Become a mechanic, move out to the desert, restore classic muscle cars, have the ultimate bachelor pad.
- Gum: PTION. GUMPTION.
- Get along with your parents?: lol I am 26.
- Good luck charm: A gold, Catholic saint necklace a friend of my mom's brought back from a church in France as a souvenir for her. It was hanging from the rearview mirror of her car when a guy turned in front of us while we were doing 55 MPH, and even though we weren't buckled up we walked away with just a few scratches:
OLD PICTURE IS OLD. I was sitting in the front passenger seat. Airbags, man. Good times. Anyway, I got to keep the necklace.
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- Hair Color: Strawberry blonde
- Height: 5'7"
- Happy: BOYS AND HAPPY GIRLS WE'LL BE, WE ARE THE HAPPY BOYS AND GIRLS~
- Holiday: Christmas, man. It's the mothafuckin day after my birthday.
- How do you want to die: Not in a hospital. Or by fire. Or sharks. Or ants. Or poisoning. Or falling a great height. Just...something quick and simple. Like a megaton bomb. A nice, tasteful vaporization. A memorial will probably get put up and everything.*
*If the world doesn't end.
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- Ice Cream: Chocolate
- Instrument: Drums
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- Jewelry: Small hoops or a necklace sometimes.
- Job: Presently I'm a student. But I'd love to be a mechanic for cars shown on movies and TV shows. Ah, to have been a mechanic for the General Lee, KITT or Metallicar.
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- Kids: NO NO NO
- Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing. NOK SU KOW. I tried so hard to stretch my leg and hit couch cushions stacked over my head when I was a kid like in that movie and I almost died from groin pain. True story.
- Keep a journal: Hurp derp
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- Longest Car Ride: I don't know if we lived in Arkansas or Illinois when we moved to Tampa, Florida, but that takes the cake I think.
- Love: IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING LOVE LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE~
- Letter: B
- Laughed so hard you cried: On multiple occasions
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- Milk flavor: Chocolate, but I hardly ever drink milk.
- Movies: Comedy, horror and scifi.
- Motion sickness: I get carsick nowadays, which is totally lame since I love cars and road trips. I get prescription nausea medicine though, so it's cool.
- McD's or BK: BK has veggie burgers and good onion rings, and TONY FUCKIN STARK CHOMPS THAT SHIT, so BK.
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- Number of Siblings: UNO. asseenontv.
- Number of Piercings: 4. 2x2 ears.
- Number: 88
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- One wish: An end to factory farming so I can stop being a damn vegetarian and eat some bacon. GAY BUT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GET THREE WISHES ANYWAY.
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- Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese with jalapenos. Or cheese with garlic. I can go either way.
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke
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- Quail: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. TO EAT? PUT THAT SHIT DOWN AND GET A TACO. Fuckin...eat a quail. What the shit. Get back on the Mayflower.
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- Reason to cry: I KNOW NOW WHY YOU CRY. BUT IT IS SOMETHING I CAN NEVER DO.
- Reality T.V.: COPS, ok. Yeah, I said it. Also Animal Cops Houston/Phoenix. But I don't like Animal Cops Detroit because it's too depressing. :(
- Radio Station: Hank 99.9 FM or Gulf 104.1. I wish we had an all eighties station.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yes
- Ring size: IDK, NO ONE HAS PROCEEDED TO PUT A RING ON IT.
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- Song: Ozzy - I Just Want You. IDK I'll jam to anything really. I'll be in a sandwich shop and a song will come on and I'll be like THIS MY JAM. And Jamie will solemnly nod her head and murmur "Of course" like I'm insane and need patronizing. >:/
- Shoe size: 8.5
- Salad Dressing: fap fap fap
- Sushi: No
- Skipped school: I've probably skipped more than I've attended, despite being an ~honor student~.
- Slept outside: On a trampoline, in a tree house, in a tent and in the back of a truck.
- Smoked?: I DUNNIT LIKE IT
- Skinny dipped?: I'M WAITING TO VISIT CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE TO DO THIS. Needs moar machete killin.
- Shower daily?: No dammit, showering zaps all my energy. I shower every other day.
- Sing well?: No
- Sing in the shower?: Hell yeah, when I'm in a good mood scrub-a-dubbin'.
- Swear?: Yes
- Strawberries/Blueberries: I DON'T LIKE EITHER IN BERRY FORM.
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- Time for bed: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
- Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are A+, as long as the power doesn't go out, or I'm not driving through them, or they don't spawn tornadoes. I AM AFRAID OF TORNADOES SO BAD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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- Unpredictable: I think I'm pretty predictable, actually.
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- Vacation spot: My family doesn't vacation. But since I became AN ADULT, I take my own damn vacations. Haven't found anywhere I particularly like though.
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- Weakness: I study criminology and automotive technology. Security and engineering. That would make me...A RED SHIRT. OH SHI--
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: WHO HERE SHARES THE HIVE MIND
- Who makes you laugh the most: None of you pieces of shit that's for damn sure.
- Worst feeling: You pieces of shit not making me laugh that's for damn sure.
- Wanted to be a model?: No
- Where do we go when we die?: WE GO TO DEATH. And if you don't know the secret handshake you're fucked. Welcome to being a sandal. Or a cleaner shrimp.
- Worst Weather?: COLD AND WET
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- X-Rays: I'M A PEEPING-TOM TECHIE WITH X-RAY EYES~
- Ex's: None
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-Year it is now: "WHAT DAY IS IT? THE DATE!" "12TH, MAY...THURSDAY." "WHAT YEAR?!"
-Yellow: I painted my old bedroom yellow. It was small and only had one window, so it made it nice and bright.
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- Zoo animal: FFFF I HATE THE ZOO IT SMELLS. I can't remember what animals I liked. I guess tigers. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE BLIND CHICK FROM RED DRAGON, AMIRITE.
- Zodiac: Capricorn. Mothafuckin GOAT MERMAID, shit.
In Trek news, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. Aw, man. Good times. A+