THREATDOWN: WARM SUNNY AFTERNOON NAPS

Apr 28, 2009 07:52

I made a B in Corrections. :/ I missed 8 classes and attendance is graded. CURSE YOU, WARM SUNNY AFTERNOON NAPS! WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN! AND THE BREEZE BLOWING! My attendance was decidedly better for Security (Lt. Bergstrom tells excellent cop stories), but I never studied so I expect to make my first ever college C in it. Which means my GPA will drop to a scandalous...3.8. SO WHAT, BFD. ICE CREAM PARTY ANYWAY. That's how I roll. When I get my report card. From college.

Also, I'm 10 classes from graduating. So of course I'm dropping out to become a mechanic. O, the apathy that age has bestowed upon me.

EDIT @ 4:30PM: I ONLY WOKE UP FOUR HOURS AGO AND I SHOULD BE STUDYING FOR THE BLASTED SECURITY FINAL TOMORROW BUT RIGHT NOW IT IS WARM AND SUNNY AND AFTERNOON. AS YOU MAY KNOW, THIS IS SEVERE WEATHER. SEVERE NAP WEATHER. CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR A DEVELOPING COUCH NAP SYSTEM. I'M PREDICTING DROOL AND EVERYTHING. SEEK COVER IMMEDIATELY (BED COVERS) AND REMAIN INDOORS (ON THE COUCH).

ding dong: apathy telegram, cool story bro, collegiate what have you

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