LET THE MARIO TWINS TWINTERTAIN YOU
(Song on the radio: "Don't give me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself~")
asseenontv: And then I slapped her. And raped her.
asseenontv: I didn't know there was a jackass convention on the internet.
zombiecop: The internet is a jackass convention.
asseenontv: What is your shirtless cowboy there?
zombiecop: They think I'm gay.
asseenontv: They're right.
asseenontv: If you play this Neopets game at a certain time, you get a free virtual item.
zombiecop: A free virtual ass kick.
asseenontv: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU?
zombiecop: ...
asseenontv: THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER.
asseenontv: PUMPED TO THE MAX.
asseenontv: MAXIMUM PUMP.
Me: Guess what I got on my Public and Private Security test?
Mom: Well, by the way you're dancing around...100?
Me: Guess again!
Mom: 102?
Me: You're about 40 points off!
Mom: 140?
Me: lawlllll
I got a 66. I earned it though, so don't think I cheated and got me a fancy grade like that without any effort! Haha, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKING A C+ IN THIS CLASS WILL DO TO MY GPA? IT WILL MAKE IT...a 3.8, apparently.
Random: whenever Jamie and I are doing laps on the second story track at the gym, and guys are down below on the basketball court shooting hoops, I have the strongest urge to shout "BRICK!" Haha, stay classy, amirite. But I grew up roughhousing with guys, and all we did when we weren't running around in the woods or racing our bikes was play basketball. And by play basketball, I mean yell "brick" anytime someone even feigned making a shot.
asseenontv: And then I slapped her. And raped her.
asseenontv: I didn't know there was a jackass convention on the internet.
zombiecop: The internet is a jackass convention.
asseenontv: What is your shirtless cowboy there?
zombiecop: They think I'm gay.
asseenontv: They're right.
asseenontv: If you play this Neopets game at a certain time, you get a free virtual item.
zombiecop: A free virtual ass kick.
asseenontv: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU?
zombiecop: ...
asseenontv: THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER.
asseenontv: PUMPED TO THE MAX.
asseenontv: MAXIMUM PUMP.
Me: Guess what I got on my Public and Private Security test?
Mom: Well, by the way you're dancing around...100?
Me: Guess again!
Mom: 102?
Me: You're about 40 points off!
Mom: 140?
Me: lawlllll
I got a 66. I earned it though, so don't think I cheated and got me a fancy grade like that without any effort! Haha, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKING A C+ IN THIS CLASS WILL DO TO MY GPA? IT WILL MAKE IT...a 3.8, apparently.
Random: whenever Jamie and I are doing laps on the second story track at the gym, and guys are down below on the basketball court shooting hoops, I have the strongest urge to shout "BRICK!" Haha, stay classy, amirite. But I grew up roughhousing with guys, and all we did when we weren't running around in the woods or racing our bikes was play basketball. And by play basketball, I mean yell "brick" anytime someone even feigned making a shot.