Mar 05, 2009 02:34
Lt. Bergstrom did a slide show at the end of Public and Private Security on Wednesday! Since it was the last class before spring break, he wanted to remind us all to be safe and not drink and drive...BY SHOWING US PHOTOS OF FATAL DUI CRASHES, AS WELL AS AN AUTOPSY OF ONE OF THE DRIVERS. Cranium dissection and all. Isn't he an absolute sweetheart, looking out for us like that? XD;
To my surprise I did not lose my appetite upon viewing these photos, so afterward I got a veggie hot sub from Hungry Howie's to take home. I did, however, lose my appetite halfway through my sub when I noticed a large, menacing-looking spider on the ceiling. So I killed it. YEAH I KILLED IT. I HATE SPIDERS OK. I'd never seen one like this though, so I tried to Google what kind it was but couldn't find it and after several pages had to quit because IT WAS CREEPING ME OUT.
Two nights ago I watched Arachnophobia and could barely sit through it because SPIDERS, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. See, being a vegetarian makes up for all the spiders I kill, totally! And if you sucked enough to be reincarnated as a spider anyway, tough for you.
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cool story bro,
oh lawd,
collegiate what have you