i could eat 100 snack cakes right now. line 'em up.
Me: (sneezes)
Jamie: Are you allergic to reason?
[Jamie and I hang out on Playstation Home and tell each other what to type.]
Guy: I'm from the 850
Jamie: 850 here too
Guy: You single?
Me: I'm married, with 6 kids. This is their PS3.
Guy: (leaves)
Guy: (comes back a few minutes later) Happily married?
Guy: (when we don't reply) Happily married?
Guy: Wanna hook up sometime?
Me: What, this icon maker iconed Supernatural 21 times, but X-Files only 20. Unacceptable.
Jamie: So you prefer het then.
Me: Dammit, Mulder/Krycek isn't het.
Jamie: I'm pretty sure Krycek has a vagina.
Jamie: Pretty fuckin' sure.
Me: I am going to sew salt and bugs into your mouth.
Jamie: To my people that is an honor.
Jamie: Are you allergic to reason?
[Jamie and I hang out on Playstation Home and tell each other what to type.]
Guy: I'm from the 850
Jamie: 850 here too
Guy: You single?
Me: I'm married, with 6 kids. This is their PS3.
Guy: (leaves)
Guy: (comes back a few minutes later) Happily married?
Guy: (when we don't reply) Happily married?
Guy: Wanna hook up sometime?
Me: What, this icon maker iconed Supernatural 21 times, but X-Files only 20. Unacceptable.
Jamie: So you prefer het then.
Me: Dammit, Mulder/Krycek isn't het.
Jamie: I'm pretty sure Krycek has a vagina.
Jamie: Pretty fuckin' sure.
Me: I am going to sew salt and bugs into your mouth.
Jamie: To my people that is an honor.