blue disco red disco pink disco, disco disco. where are the fanta girls. they would go with this.
Here are some FFX and FFX-2 humorous game caps. !!Spoilers for both games!! Wrong wrong the game is shutting down now (wrong):
Final Fantasy X
I know what I'd like to eat.
Your tittermelons. Om nom nom nom.
No one will find Yuna's body now.
Me: "You're coming along nicely, Mrs. Chocobo."
Jamie: "20 centimeters dilation."
Me: lolz "I can see the head."
And then I chocobo-jacked him at machina point.
No, I'm going to hang glide with your body.
I'm cuckoo for Wakka puffs. (Or Auron's puffs. Who knows.)
...your boobies.
The obligatory statue-giving-me-a-blow-job pic.
How does that even happen.
I guess this is what you call a shotgun wedding.
Uh oh, it is time for the stupid names of my animals.
Ifrit = molotov.
Ride the white horse.
I haven't heard "badonkadonk" in forever.
There is something decidedly disco about that wheel thing on him.
A turd burrito. A turd in burrito swaddling.
I don't know why I named him Odor Eater. I wouldn't mind my shoes smelling like sakura.
Yeah, I went there.
Gokiburi = cockroach.
She is a bee did you see what I did there.
Final Fantasy X-2
This one's goin' out to all the furries. Seriously, did we need to watch a Ronso massage.
Remember when Maximum Overdrive happened on the Highroad?
Doomtrain sure looks different in this game!
I waited practically the whole game for this.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Rain Man.
Conversations:
Jamie: (re: my Blitzball performance) Why can't you win one damn game?
Me: Well what's your sage advice?
Jamie: Put the ball...in the net.
Jamie: Did you get a goal?
Me: Yeah, with some random guy even. I used teamworks.
Jamie: I'm unfamiliar with teamworks, please explain.
(Leblanc going on about Nooj)
Me: I wouldn't want that cold metal leg in my bed.
Me: I'll be fighting 20 levels of monsters just so I can find out what happened to the Crimson Squad.
Jamie: They moved to New York and opened a pizzaria.
Me: Baralai's Pies.
Jamie: 3 Guys From Spira Pizzaria.
Me: Does siding with the Youth League make me a praetor hater.
(Game: Learned ability Shell Cracker)
Jamie: Get in your airship and go to Red Lobster.
Me: (re: FFX-2) There are not enough dudes in this game! I even miss Seymour.
Jamie: (Dumbledore voice) Maestor Seymour, Harry.
And, of course:
It was funnier in my head for some reason.
Final Fantasy X
I know what I'd like to eat.
Your tittermelons. Om nom nom nom.
No one will find Yuna's body now.
Me: "You're coming along nicely, Mrs. Chocobo."
Jamie: "20 centimeters dilation."
Me: lolz "I can see the head."
And then I chocobo-jacked him at machina point.
No, I'm going to hang glide with your body.
I'm cuckoo for Wakka puffs. (Or Auron's puffs. Who knows.)
...your boobies.
The obligatory statue-giving-me-a-blow-job pic.
How does that even happen.
I guess this is what you call a shotgun wedding.
Uh oh, it is time for the stupid names of my animals.
Ifrit = molotov.
Ride the white horse.
I haven't heard "badonkadonk" in forever.
There is something decidedly disco about that wheel thing on him.
A turd burrito. A turd in burrito swaddling.
I don't know why I named him Odor Eater. I wouldn't mind my shoes smelling like sakura.
Yeah, I went there.
Gokiburi = cockroach.
She is a bee did you see what I did there.
Final Fantasy X-2
This one's goin' out to all the furries. Seriously, did we need to watch a Ronso massage.
Remember when Maximum Overdrive happened on the Highroad?
Doomtrain sure looks different in this game!
I waited practically the whole game for this.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Rain Man.
Conversations:
Jamie: (re: my Blitzball performance) Why can't you win one damn game?
Me: Well what's your sage advice?
Jamie: Put the ball...in the net.
Jamie: Did you get a goal?
Me: Yeah, with some random guy even. I used teamworks.
Jamie: I'm unfamiliar with teamworks, please explain.
(Leblanc going on about Nooj)
Me: I wouldn't want that cold metal leg in my bed.
Me: I'll be fighting 20 levels of monsters just so I can find out what happened to the Crimson Squad.
Jamie: They moved to New York and opened a pizzaria.
Me: Baralai's Pies.
Jamie: 3 Guys From Spira Pizzaria.
Me: Does siding with the Youth League make me a praetor hater.
(Game: Learned ability Shell Cracker)
Jamie: Get in your airship and go to Red Lobster.
Me: (re: FFX-2) There are not enough dudes in this game! I even miss Seymour.
Jamie: (Dumbledore voice) Maestor Seymour, Harry.
And, of course:
It was funnier in my head for some reason.