the U.S.S.E.N.T.E.R.-prise on a continuing mission to spread them thighs
When will Batman parodies stop being funny to me? Try NEVER.
Of the more NSFW variety:
I didn't get into Star Trek TNG like I did TOS, but this rap makes me want to watch it again anyway. Why are those uniforms so bangin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClP8n6asn3w
Clitter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c
Yes these are all by the same comedy troupe, but I'd never heard of them. Tearz. Ok it is time for Pizza Hut and Val Kilmer. JAMIE GOD DAMMIT I SAID IT'S TIME FOR PIZZA HUT AND VAL KILMER. GET IN THE FUCKING CAR AND GET PIZZA HUT. I'll do the much more complicated task of obtaining the Val Kilmer. *opens Netflix DVD*
Edit: Tombstone wouldn't have sucked if Kurt Russell had just up and gotten hitched to Val Kilmer (who was the best thing about the movie anyway). Old West Cock Fest. Is what I always say. So then it was all sad because stupid het is stupid and we whipped out my copy of True Romance to a) see Val (kinda) not all sickly, b) see Gary Oldman ride around on Christian Slater because when does that get old. Anyway, the guy who beats up Alabama mentions Wyatt Earp so it was like ultra movie tie-in night. 1993 night.
Click to viewOf the more NSFW variety:
I didn't get into Star Trek TNG like I did TOS, but this rap makes me want to watch it again anyway. Why are those uniforms so bangin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClP8n6asn3w
Clitter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c
Yes these are all by the same comedy troupe, but I'd never heard of them. Tearz. Ok it is time for Pizza Hut and Val Kilmer. JAMIE GOD DAMMIT I SAID IT'S TIME FOR PIZZA HUT AND VAL KILMER. GET IN THE FUCKING CAR AND GET PIZZA HUT. I'll do the much more complicated task of obtaining the Val Kilmer. *opens Netflix DVD*
Edit: Tombstone wouldn't have sucked if Kurt Russell had just up and gotten hitched to Val Kilmer (who was the best thing about the movie anyway). Old West Cock Fest. Is what I always say. So then it was all sad because stupid het is stupid and we whipped out my copy of True Romance to a) see Val (kinda) not all sickly, b) see Gary Oldman ride around on Christian Slater because when does that get old. Anyway, the guy who beats up Alabama mentions Wyatt Earp so it was like ultra movie tie-in night. 1993 night.