The Writ of Law
THE WRIT OF LAW
or The Rules I Just Made Up
NO posers, creep-os, pedos, haters, assholes, or backstabbing whores.
[I'm sick of them already, and I've drawn my line in the sand.]
SIMPLY put, don't start drama.
[This is not story time, and it's not Jerry Springer.]
IF you're an asshole, I'll just kick you out.
[Why waste the valuable time you could be spending doing something different somewhere else?]
AND for the love of fluffy bunnies and chocolate chip cookies, don't preach to {or} at me!
[Stop proselytizing, mofos!]
DANGER: Any and all who fail to follow the rules will be fed to the hungry Cerberus!
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