Jun 07, 2006 15:00
I would like to thank Victoria's Secret, Ilia's mother, and Filene's Basement/DSW for making prom possible at a reasonably low cost. At first I was afraid, I was petrified that I might have to wear my prom dress with my bra showing, as there are relatively few choices for a girl with a bosom like mine. Thankfully, Victoria's Secret has the most ingenious bra ever created. I can't even explain it, it is so amazing. Also, Filene's Basement/DSW always has a HUGE clearance section. I am actually pleased with my large feet, since not many women buy the larger shoes. Thus, there is usually a surplus of clearance-price shoes in my size.
Of course, the thanks I owe Ilia's mother goes without saying. I'll say it anyway. You have given me a beautiful prom dress worth over a hundred dollars FOR FREE. THANK YOU.
Off to get my hair cut.
P.S. I'd also like to thank Men's Wearhouse for letting me rent my ho an inexpensive yet gorgeous tux (only 50 dollars!) and managing to fit him in such a timely manner he didn't even get a chance to break anything.