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[zombiecal]

Me: "Five of my friends got arrested and here's the article and it says they found a "ball of heroin" on Elmo (not from camp) and Jenben!"
My Dad: " . . . What the fuck is a "ball of heroin?" It's a fucking powder, not a fucking ball."

Needless to say, the "ball of heroin" turned out to be a lie.