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[zombiecal]

1. What do you think of me?
Kids with Guns - Gorillaz
Hells Yeah!

2. Will I have a happy life?
Left Hand Suzuki Method - Gorillaz
Full of masturbation? Awww yeah.

3. What do my friends think of me?
Somebody Told Me - The Killers
Yeah, my gender confuses them, I know.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Bounce - System of a Down
Well, it is about fucking.

5. How can I make myself happy?
Dancing Queen - ABBA
I do wish I hadn't given up ballet.

6. What should I do with my life?
Pinball Wizard - The Who
Become the goddamn messiah, apparently.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Undestructable - Gogol Bordello
Damn right I am.

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Where Is My Mind? - The Pixies
In the gutter or the clouds.

9. Will I ever have children?
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead - Gorillaz
. . . Apparently not.

10. Will I die happy?
Pink Dinosaur - DDR Soundtrack
Well I'll die crazy, close enough.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Think Locally Fuck Globally - Gogol Bordello
I like this advice.

12. Do you know where your children are?
Creepy Crawling - Chumbawamba
Your spider children?

13. What do you think happiness is?
Sugar - System Of A Down
Oh damn straight.

14. What's your favorite fetish?
Needles - System Of A Down
Right on the money.