oh shit son.

[zombiebucket]

man i haven't updated in awhile.
i'm stoned.
is that it?
might be.
green apple gum is delicious.
i quit working at the factory.
fuck factories.
fucktories.
i celebrated.
i got high.
i drove my van like a racecar on the way home while driving under the speed limit the whole time.
i listened to say anything.
fuck yeah it was good.
this chick i know is auditioning to be a stripper.
she wants me to go to the audition.
it will be funny.
i have to have sex with her before she becomes a stripper though, because i don't fuck strippers, hahahah.
fucking strippers.
crazzy broads.
peace the fuck out.

hugs and kisses motha fuckas.