I don't even go to the post office!
HOW IS THE AGE OF AQUARIUS TREATING ALL Y'ALL? CLEARLY WE ENTERED NEW COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS ON THE 21ST, BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED:
I put my novel on kindle! You can buy it here, thus helping me to SUCCEED in my 2012 New Year's Resolution to make money as a writer! Also it's my birthday in a few days, you know? BUY MY BOOK BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST PRESENT. Also, write reviews. That would be cool.
So, seriously, my birthday is New Year's Day. What am I going to do for it? No idea.
Currently I am at the house of Karate Boyfriend's parents. We bought the cat and the dog. The dog has made friends with the family matriarch and so is currently snoozing on a four thousand dollar leather recliner. Because fuck dog beds, you know? The movers and shakers of the world don't sleep on the floor. After a hard day of leisurely diving off the dock to swim in the bay, a dog needs to rest in comfort. And comfort, thy name is Lay-Z-Boy.
I am also so sick that breathing the wrong way hurts, let alone talking. But hold fast, my friends! SOON I WILL INTERNET FOR PLEASURE AGAIN. Seriously, I miss you guys. You are great. Happy everything! I hope you are all good. <3
I put my novel on kindle! You can buy it here, thus helping me to SUCCEED in my 2012 New Year's Resolution to make money as a writer! Also it's my birthday in a few days, you know? BUY MY BOOK BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST PRESENT. Also, write reviews. That would be cool.
So, seriously, my birthday is New Year's Day. What am I going to do for it? No idea.
Currently I am at the house of Karate Boyfriend's parents. We bought the cat and the dog. The dog has made friends with the family matriarch and so is currently snoozing on a four thousand dollar leather recliner. Because fuck dog beds, you know? The movers and shakers of the world don't sleep on the floor. After a hard day of leisurely diving off the dock to swim in the bay, a dog needs to rest in comfort. And comfort, thy name is Lay-Z-Boy.
I am also so sick that breathing the wrong way hurts, let alone talking. But hold fast, my friends! SOON I WILL INTERNET FOR PLEASURE AGAIN. Seriously, I miss you guys. You are great. Happy everything! I hope you are all good. <3