epistolary review
Dear Nightmare on Elm Street Remake,
Why did you suck so badly? Why did you make Nancy lame and Buffy-fu? Why did you have no build up/characterization AND yet manage to not do a proper jump scare? How did you manage to completely waste Jackie Haley?
Why is Samuel Bayer allowed to direct anything that isn't a music video; how did Welcome to the Black Parade manage to not suck under his hand? I'm going to assume Gerard intervened.
fuck you so much,
-zombieboyband
Why did you suck so badly? Why did you make Nancy lame and Buffy-fu? Why did you have no build up/characterization AND yet manage to not do a proper jump scare? How did you manage to completely waste Jackie Haley?
Why is Samuel Bayer allowed to direct anything that isn't a music video; how did Welcome to the Black Parade manage to not suck under his hand? I'm going to assume Gerard intervened.
fuck you so much,
-zombieboyband