your slightest look unlocks the tumblers on my ribcage
Remember when Fic Friday meant I actually posted fic? Me neither! Okay!
So since my fandom brain is all Hunger Games, all the time right now, I am here to let you know that there is a Hunger Games kinkmeme. It is woefully underkinked--I am willing to admit that I consider kinkmemes to be sort of a place I go to expecting to find dirtybadwrong beyond my usual interests/tolerance, and that is part of the appeal. Like, I use them to tentatively kink where I have not kinked before. It's like a cesspool that you paddle around in, wearing little inflatable water wings! Still, uh, some people there are keepin' the faith. Here are some fills I would love to write or read if I had all the time in the universe, which I don't. Organized by character/pairing novelty, so
This is totally still a kinkmeme in that it offers lots of ideas for pairings that I'd never thought of before! LIKE
Effie/Snow - there's a reason she never got a better district assignment.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=19236#t19236
GUUUYYYSS AAAHHHH
(that said, this meme is entirely too Effie improvished, and there's, like, NO Effie/Haymitch which is SO OBVIOUS SO OBVIOUS and kjdfkjhf)
Okay, look, want even worse? I find this idea SUPER COMPELLING in that sort of burning shameful way that of course means I have to tell everyone about it immediately
katniss/snow. a dying mans wish.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=52772#t52772
I don't even know, guys. I feel skeeved. And yet.
Oh oh oh, okay, here's a Snow one that actually makes a ton of sense for me so it isn't even shameful!
Snow/Coin - the revolution plays out on more than one front; D/s with both vying for dominance.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=20004#t20004
I could write this! I could write this and make it SO GOOD. It would be another one of those stories I write where everything is really long and melodramatic and there are lots of time skips and weird punctation and the kink is central but also sort of not really the point? But no one would read it, so. Fuck it.
Anyway, moving away from President Snow, who is a creepy evil old man, to Cato, who is, okay, this dude:
Who I totally thought was Peeta when I first was the trailer because Peeta is described as blond and stocky? But Peeta is instead played by a short dude who put on 15 pounds of muscle for the role and has SAD DOG EYES (so I am totally okay with this). Apparently the actor--Alex Ludwig, I think, who is apparently Canadian--
look, I have no idea what that sentence was. I wrote it hours ago and then left my computer. I don't know.
OH YEAH
Okay, so, Alex auditioned for Peeta's part first! Adorable, right? I mean, he's a lot closer, IRL, without fuckery, to book!Peeta's description. But whatever! Josh whatshisface who looks like my high school starter kit boyfriend! WHY NOT.
Anyway, Cato, big crazy violent career dude. Uh, yes?
Look, he's just kind of, I mean, not, like, my type, but very close to the ideal of that type.
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, I KIND OF LIKE CATO OKAY.
Tangent: there's been a lot of super gross racist fan reactions about Hunger Games casting, which I'm not even going to get into here. Rue was the most beautiful little girl I've ever fucking seen, okay, AND she's described as dark skinned in the books. And Cinna was never white in my head because he rocks simple gold eyeliner, which is HELLA fucking difficult (you have to slath on pounds of eyeshadow) to do if you're not pretty dark. Anyway, surprisingly, then, a lot of fans are saying that they didn't picture Cato as blond and blue eyed...
...but I totally did (newsflash for anyone new: I am neither blond nor blue eyed nor white) from the get go. I think I associate super soliders with, uh, Aryan supremacy and/or Captain America. THEY'RE ALL BIG BLOND GUYS WITH ICE BLUE EYES WHO WANT TO KILL YOU. KILL YOU. Also they're probably on steriods, unless they can get ahold of the good shit (super soilder serum, obv).
Anyway, there the fuck was I.
CATO PROMPTS, RIGHT.
Cato/Marvel or Cato/Peeta
While having rough sex during the first few nights of the games, Cato's fantasizing about how he's going to kill them later on.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=78116#t78116
I WOULD READ THIS FOR CATO/ANYONE AND CATO/EVERYONE. Especially Cato/Clove when they are BOTH thinking about killing the other later.
Because my third favorite ship or something in this fandom is Cato/Clove (which is being namesmashed as Clato, hahah).
Cato/Clove - celebrating being badasses during the Games.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=63012#t63012
yeeesss
So there's this gorgeous picture of Alex with the makeup-cuts from the mutt scene.
It's... surprisingly gorgeous. And I've lost hours of valuable schoolwork time to staring an it.
Therefore.
Cato/Clove, bloodplay.
It's like this anon has a direct line into my brain.
Cato/Clove - anything. Preferably mentioning her knives, though.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=79908#t79908
I am actually nominating this for Prompt I am At Least Somewhat Likely to Fill, BECAUSE REASONS.
Anyway, this meme kind of loves the shit out of Cato/Peeta noncon.
Let us take a moment to appreciate Peeta's SAD DOG EYES
that make me want to lock him in a basement and lovingly torture him forever.
Peeta also improves a lot once he's beat up in terms of visual appreciation points.
ANYWAY. WHERE WAS I, MEME.
Right! Cato beating the shit out of Peeta and fucking him.
Cato/Peeta
Dirty Talk, Public Sex, Dub-Con
Cato fucks him with a lot talk about how the whole of Panem is watching and that one of the last things everyone he ever knew will see him do is be fucked by Cato.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=70436#t70436
Cato/Peeta
The name lover boy, has nothing to do with Peeta being in love with Katniss, and everything to do with how Peeta convinced Cato to let him join the Careers.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=63524#t63524
These go on and on. You get the idea. This one is by FAR my favorite, though:
Using Peeta's emotions to get him to submit to Cato. Making him feel sympathy for Cato's situation.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=69924#t69924
I can see this working, at least a little! SOMEONE FILL THIS AAAHH
AND THEN
Cato/Katniss, fucked up relationship, after the Reaping, but before The Hunger Games. Obsessed!Cato. Cato and Katniss talk about how they'll kill each other as they fuck.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=68132#t68132
Clearly I have a thing about "let's bone while we think/chat about your murder," here. Uh.
HAVE AN AMAZING FIC THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN FOR THAT PROMPT but also ohmychrist, emotions. It makes you feel for Cato without putting him firmly out of character.
ALSO, in this meme, there is a sprinkling of Gale/Katniss/Peeta, but not that much. Trust slash fen to skip to this, though:
Gale/Peeta
When they get back from the Hunger Games, Gale is sad, hurt and eventually this explodes into him being pissed. He goes to find Peeta, and really angry, violent sex ensues.
This can be any level of consent - possibly Peeta fights and fucks back consensually, perhaps Gale goads him into it and it's dub-con, or maybe Gale gets the upper hand somehow and it's non-con.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=66084#t66084
Would read. Not hugely invested--it's how like I never shipped Erik/Raoul, basically, because it MAKES NO SENSE AND ENTIRELY MISSES THE FUCKING POINT OF THE STORY--but would read. If it was short. And porny.
There's also some Haymitch/Peeta, which is--kind of adorable?
Haymitch/Peeta
Peeta likes taking care of him
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=51492#t51492
HAYMITCH/PEETA
Katniss isn't the only one that Haymitch calls "sweetheart."
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=69412#t69412
Which, YES, although mostly I can't ship a fully consenting Peeta with anyone but Katniss because he has that charmingly narrow focus that's admirable in fictional men and really sort of irritating in IRL unless it's someone you have similar narrow focus for.
Peeta is That Dude who has a bachlor party that is just him and some male friends going to to play mini golf and eat hotdogs or some shit.
Anyway, onto Katniss:
Katniss/Madge, situational homosexuality? both characters are straight, although Madge might be more into Katniss than she wants her to know. Katniss just wants someone who cares about her and won't demand promises of a family, someone to distract her and make her feel good and loved. Madge wants the girl on fire, the friend she's admired secretly since even before the games. Make out, dry humping, maybe a little more.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=4644#t4644
yesss.
Katniss/Foxface, sex in the arena
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=61220#t61220
SUPER YES
YOU GUYS, FOXFACE IS SO FUCKING HOT
And I love her character, and she dies exactly how I think I would die in the arena.
Look, this is a great ship. THIS IS A GREAT SHIP BECAUSE REASONS.
Behold:
it's this
with this
and this
Greatness, right? Right.
Let's start simple:
Katniss/Peeta, cunnilingus
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=24100#t24100
HOW IS THIS NOT FILLED
CLEARLY ONCE PEETA HAS KATNISS'S PERMISSION TO DO THIS HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME
LIKE HE LEARNS HOW TO BREATHE IN VAGINAL FLUIDS INSTEAD OF AIR
THAT IS HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO GO DOWN ON HER
OBVIOUSLY
Katniss/Peeta: Pegging.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=59428#t59428
sdkslkfdlgjdlvfffffff
again, obviously
and, again
anon has a direct line into my brain.
("I should write this!" cries out my very being. BUT NO, MOTHERFUCKER, you have other things to do, jesus christ)
(BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT WRONG)
Katniss/Peeta. In that order. D/s relationship.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=47140#t47140
I mean, do I even have to mention that this appeals to me? Honestly?
All of that said, I definitely don't want Peeta subby, like, ALL the time? But most of the time. The older I get, the more I'm into manly subby dudes who can pick you up and throw you across the room to fuck you against the wall if you tell them to. Then the submission is all the sweeter, mmm?
("NO REALLY WE SHOULD WRITE THIS," screams my divided self.)
Moving on.
Peeta/Katniss, masturbation (he's thinking of her)
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=2340#t2340
I think this is totally not something my f list knows about me judging from my masterlist, but holy fuck do I love masturbation fic. Especially when the person jerking off is the obessively in love type (HI PEETA), and especially if the lovesick party has subby inclinations (HOW ARE YOU TODAY, PEETA).
Peeta/Katniss, wet dreams.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=5924#t5924
The conditions of my masturbation kink apply here basically verbaitim. I am actually not into the idea of Katniss being that (subconsiouly) attracted to Peeta, especially early on. I should examine this thought process.
Peeta/Katniss, big strong hands
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=10276#t10276
I DON'T KNOW. Big strong baker hands with burn scars. On her waist, pulling her close. Calluses on his fingers.
BIG STRONG HANDS THAT ARE IN HANDCUFFS.
look, okay, my id is a pretty straightforward place to wander around in.
List starts with the most off putting choices first; keep scrolling for some sexy pic spam, etc. Totally possibly to skip the text and skim to the pretty gifs I stole off tumblr.
In completely unrelated news, I have a sudden overwhelming desire for a knock off Hermes scarf. I do not know why, but I appreciate that my accessory grubbing id is aware enough to not lust after an actual Hermes scarf.
So since my fandom brain is all Hunger Games, all the time right now, I am here to let you know that there is a Hunger Games kinkmeme. It is woefully underkinked--I am willing to admit that I consider kinkmemes to be sort of a place I go to expecting to find dirtybadwrong beyond my usual interests/tolerance, and that is part of the appeal. Like, I use them to tentatively kink where I have not kinked before. It's like a cesspool that you paddle around in, wearing little inflatable water wings! Still, uh, some people there are keepin' the faith. Here are some fills I would love to write or read if I had all the time in the universe, which I don't. Organized by character/pairing novelty, so
This is totally still a kinkmeme in that it offers lots of ideas for pairings that I'd never thought of before! LIKE
Effie/Snow - there's a reason she never got a better district assignment.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=19236#t19236
GUUUYYYSS AAAHHHH
(that said, this meme is entirely too Effie improvished, and there's, like, NO Effie/Haymitch which is SO OBVIOUS SO OBVIOUS and kjdfkjhf)
Okay, look, want even worse? I find this idea SUPER COMPELLING in that sort of burning shameful way that of course means I have to tell everyone about it immediately
katniss/snow. a dying mans wish.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=52772#t52772
I don't even know, guys. I feel skeeved. And yet.
Oh oh oh, okay, here's a Snow one that actually makes a ton of sense for me so it isn't even shameful!
Snow/Coin - the revolution plays out on more than one front; D/s with both vying for dominance.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=20004#t20004
I could write this! I could write this and make it SO GOOD. It would be another one of those stories I write where everything is really long and melodramatic and there are lots of time skips and weird punctation and the kink is central but also sort of not really the point? But no one would read it, so. Fuck it.
Anyway, moving away from President Snow, who is a creepy evil old man, to Cato, who is, okay, this dude:
Who I totally thought was Peeta when I first was the trailer because Peeta is described as blond and stocky? But Peeta is instead played by a short dude who put on 15 pounds of muscle for the role and has SAD DOG EYES (so I am totally okay with this). Apparently the actor--Alex Ludwig, I think, who is apparently Canadian--
look, I have no idea what that sentence was. I wrote it hours ago and then left my computer. I don't know.
OH YEAH
Okay, so, Alex auditioned for Peeta's part first! Adorable, right? I mean, he's a lot closer, IRL, without fuckery, to book!Peeta's description. But whatever! Josh whatshisface who looks like my high school starter kit boyfriend! WHY NOT.
Anyway, Cato, big crazy violent career dude. Uh, yes?
Look, he's just kind of, I mean, not, like, my type, but very close to the ideal of that type.
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, I KIND OF LIKE CATO OKAY.
Tangent: there's been a lot of super gross racist fan reactions about Hunger Games casting, which I'm not even going to get into here. Rue was the most beautiful little girl I've ever fucking seen, okay, AND she's described as dark skinned in the books. And Cinna was never white in my head because he rocks simple gold eyeliner, which is HELLA fucking difficult (you have to slath on pounds of eyeshadow) to do if you're not pretty dark. Anyway, surprisingly, then, a lot of fans are saying that they didn't picture Cato as blond and blue eyed...
...but I totally did (newsflash for anyone new: I am neither blond nor blue eyed nor white) from the get go. I think I associate super soliders with, uh, Aryan supremacy and/or Captain America. THEY'RE ALL BIG BLOND GUYS WITH ICE BLUE EYES WHO WANT TO KILL YOU. KILL YOU. Also they're probably on steriods, unless they can get ahold of the good shit (super soilder serum, obv).
Anyway, there the fuck was I.
CATO PROMPTS, RIGHT.
Cato/Marvel or Cato/Peeta
While having rough sex during the first few nights of the games, Cato's fantasizing about how he's going to kill them later on.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=78116#t78116
I WOULD READ THIS FOR CATO/ANYONE AND CATO/EVERYONE. Especially Cato/Clove when they are BOTH thinking about killing the other later.
Because my third favorite ship or something in this fandom is Cato/Clove (which is being namesmashed as Clato, hahah).
Cato/Clove - celebrating being badasses during the Games.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=63012#t63012
yeeesss
So there's this gorgeous picture of Alex with the makeup-cuts from the mutt scene.
It's... surprisingly gorgeous. And I've lost hours of valuable schoolwork time to staring an it.
Therefore.
Cato/Clove, bloodplay.
It's like this anon has a direct line into my brain.
Cato/Clove - anything. Preferably mentioning her knives, though.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=79908#t79908
I am actually nominating this for Prompt I am At Least Somewhat Likely to Fill, BECAUSE REASONS.
Anyway, this meme kind of loves the shit out of Cato/Peeta noncon.
Let us take a moment to appreciate Peeta's SAD DOG EYES
that make me want to lock him in a basement and lovingly torture him forever.
Peeta also improves a lot once he's beat up in terms of visual appreciation points.
ANYWAY. WHERE WAS I, MEME.
Right! Cato beating the shit out of Peeta and fucking him.
Cato/Peeta
Dirty Talk, Public Sex, Dub-Con
Cato fucks him with a lot talk about how the whole of Panem is watching and that one of the last things everyone he ever knew will see him do is be fucked by Cato.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=70436#t70436
Cato/Peeta
The name lover boy, has nothing to do with Peeta being in love with Katniss, and everything to do with how Peeta convinced Cato to let him join the Careers.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=63524#t63524
These go on and on. You get the idea. This one is by FAR my favorite, though:
Using Peeta's emotions to get him to submit to Cato. Making him feel sympathy for Cato's situation.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=69924#t69924
I can see this working, at least a little! SOMEONE FILL THIS AAAHH
AND THEN
Cato/Katniss, fucked up relationship, after the Reaping, but before The Hunger Games. Obsessed!Cato. Cato and Katniss talk about how they'll kill each other as they fuck.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=68132#t68132
Clearly I have a thing about "let's bone while we think/chat about your murder," here. Uh.
HAVE AN AMAZING FIC THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN FOR THAT PROMPT but also ohmychrist, emotions. It makes you feel for Cato without putting him firmly out of character.
ALSO, in this meme, there is a sprinkling of Gale/Katniss/Peeta, but not that much. Trust slash fen to skip to this, though:
Gale/Peeta
When they get back from the Hunger Games, Gale is sad, hurt and eventually this explodes into him being pissed. He goes to find Peeta, and really angry, violent sex ensues.
This can be any level of consent - possibly Peeta fights and fucks back consensually, perhaps Gale goads him into it and it's dub-con, or maybe Gale gets the upper hand somehow and it's non-con.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=66084#t66084
Would read. Not hugely invested--it's how like I never shipped Erik/Raoul, basically, because it MAKES NO SENSE AND ENTIRELY MISSES THE FUCKING POINT OF THE STORY--but would read. If it was short. And porny.
There's also some Haymitch/Peeta, which is--kind of adorable?
Haymitch/Peeta
Peeta likes taking care of him
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=51492#t51492
HAYMITCH/PEETA
Katniss isn't the only one that Haymitch calls "sweetheart."
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=69412#t69412
Which, YES, although mostly I can't ship a fully consenting Peeta with anyone but Katniss because he has that charmingly narrow focus that's admirable in fictional men and really sort of irritating in IRL unless it's someone you have similar narrow focus for.
Peeta is That Dude who has a bachlor party that is just him and some male friends going to to play mini golf and eat hotdogs or some shit.
Anyway, onto Katniss:
Katniss/Madge, situational homosexuality? both characters are straight, although Madge might be more into Katniss than she wants her to know. Katniss just wants someone who cares about her and won't demand promises of a family, someone to distract her and make her feel good and loved. Madge wants the girl on fire, the friend she's admired secretly since even before the games. Make out, dry humping, maybe a little more.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=4644#t4644
yesss.
Katniss/Foxface, sex in the arena
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=61220#t61220
SUPER YES
YOU GUYS, FOXFACE IS SO FUCKING HOT
And I love her character, and she dies exactly how I think I would die in the arena.
Look, this is a great ship. THIS IS A GREAT SHIP BECAUSE REASONS.
Behold:
it's this
with this
and this
Greatness, right? Right.
Let's start simple:
Katniss/Peeta, cunnilingus
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=24100#t24100
HOW IS THIS NOT FILLED
CLEARLY ONCE PEETA HAS KATNISS'S PERMISSION TO DO THIS HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME
LIKE HE LEARNS HOW TO BREATHE IN VAGINAL FLUIDS INSTEAD OF AIR
THAT IS HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO GO DOWN ON HER
OBVIOUSLY
Katniss/Peeta: Pegging.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=59428#t59428
sdkslkfdlgjdlvfffffff
again, obviously
and, again
anon has a direct line into my brain.
("I should write this!" cries out my very being. BUT NO, MOTHERFUCKER, you have other things to do, jesus christ)
(BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT WRONG)
Katniss/Peeta. In that order. D/s relationship.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=47140#t47140
I mean, do I even have to mention that this appeals to me? Honestly?
All of that said, I definitely don't want Peeta subby, like, ALL the time? But most of the time. The older I get, the more I'm into manly subby dudes who can pick you up and throw you across the room to fuck you against the wall if you tell them to. Then the submission is all the sweeter, mmm?
("NO REALLY WE SHOULD WRITE THIS," screams my divided self.)
Moving on.
Peeta/Katniss, masturbation (he's thinking of her)
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=2340#t2340
I think this is totally not something my f list knows about me judging from my masterlist, but holy fuck do I love masturbation fic. Especially when the person jerking off is the obessively in love type (HI PEETA), and especially if the lovesick party has subby inclinations (HOW ARE YOU TODAY, PEETA).
Peeta/Katniss, wet dreams.
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=5924#t5924
The conditions of my masturbation kink apply here basically verbaitim. I am actually not into the idea of Katniss being that (subconsiouly) attracted to Peeta, especially early on. I should examine this thought process.
Peeta/Katniss, big strong hands
http://thgkinkmeme.livejournal.com/548.html?thread=10276#t10276
I DON'T KNOW. Big strong baker hands with burn scars. On her waist, pulling her close. Calluses on his fingers.
BIG STRONG HANDS THAT ARE IN HANDCUFFS.
look, okay, my id is a pretty straightforward place to wander around in.
List starts with the most off putting choices first; keep scrolling for some sexy pic spam, etc. Totally possibly to skip the text and skim to the pretty gifs I stole off tumblr.
In completely unrelated news, I have a sudden overwhelming desire for a knock off Hermes scarf. I do not know why, but I appreciate that my accessory grubbing id is aware enough to not lust after an actual Hermes scarf.