free bitch, baby.
It's a beautiful day out! It's a balmy 75 degrees! I have super gnarly leg hair from not shaving for two months! I am going to attempt to diy sugar wax it off! Regardless of success, I am going to put on shorts and RUN OUTSIIIIDE and no one can stop meeee because I'm an adult, motherfuckers!
If this ends poorly, please feel free to tell me I'm an idiot and that, no, in fact, you cannot outrun pneumonia, as has been pointed out to me.
BRING IT ON, SUMMER, BRING IT. Oh man, the sun and breeze on my legs is going to be so awesome. Florida, I love you and your one month winter.
Goal setting: motherfucker, this is the year I am going to have six or four pack abs or something ridiculous. It is time.
I choked my boyfriend out the other day. I had to trap his arms with my legs before I arched back to pull off the RNC. I am awesome. Peace!
If this ends poorly, please feel free to tell me I'm an idiot and that, no, in fact, you cannot outrun pneumonia, as has been pointed out to me.
BRING IT ON, SUMMER, BRING IT. Oh man, the sun and breeze on my legs is going to be so awesome. Florida, I love you and your one month winter.
Goal setting: motherfucker, this is the year I am going to have six or four pack abs or something ridiculous. It is time.
I choked my boyfriend out the other day. I had to trap his arms with my legs before I arched back to pull off the RNC. I am awesome. Peace!