My cats started meowing like crazy and did not stop. I fed them. I changed their litter. I went back to bed.
"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT MEOW," they said--or so I presume, since I translate their urgent meow as holy shit--until I got up again. They proceeded to be all up in my space.
I have retaliated by blasting some
early Rise Against, which has temporarily quieted them.
Guys, it's not even 8 yet. It's too early for punk rock, alright?
OH MY GOD THEY STARTED AGAIN, WHAT IS THIS. The usually terrified cat is in my lap. I'm leaving the house in half an hour! What are you guys gonna do then? I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEE?
ETA:
fuckers--
right after I told my journal you guys NEVER SHARE THE BOX, too.