Amsterdam
So...
Nate went to Amsterdam. Kate bought him a H00KER. Nice. He says he had trouble getting it up at first but them it went well. Apparently, hookers get a nice 401K plan over there. Next Thanksgiving we get to go too! I can tell you now, Nips will NOT be boffing a 14yr old German twat even if the government backs it.
We got Tyler's Christmas card today. That's the Great Heather-INI...and the porno party in Brooklyn sounds fun. Dunno about the fisting santa's helpers in that email though. None of that please for me.
We are approaching White Elephant season. fun. We have just the wagon wheel lamp to give away.
Poor Moochie has to go into the kennel while we are in London. Squee gets to stay with other doggies. I feel bad. But Mooch hates Karen's house. HATES it. He once took a shit on her bed just after we left him, on spite.
I saw the coolest bird in the pet store. It's a fantail pigeon. Looks like a turkey-dove crossbreed. Nifty! I want it.
Sorry I never get back to anyone these days. Trying to save my pennies for the trip and work is sucking all that time out of me.
Nate went to Amsterdam. Kate bought him a H00KER. Nice. He says he had trouble getting it up at first but them it went well. Apparently, hookers get a nice 401K plan over there. Next Thanksgiving we get to go too! I can tell you now, Nips will NOT be boffing a 14yr old German twat even if the government backs it.
We got Tyler's Christmas card today. That's the Great Heather-INI...and the porno party in Brooklyn sounds fun. Dunno about the fisting santa's helpers in that email though. None of that please for me.
We are approaching White Elephant season. fun. We have just the wagon wheel lamp to give away.
Poor Moochie has to go into the kennel while we are in London. Squee gets to stay with other doggies. I feel bad. But Mooch hates Karen's house. HATES it. He once took a shit on her bed just after we left him, on spite.
I saw the coolest bird in the pet store. It's a fantail pigeon. Looks like a turkey-dove crossbreed. Nifty! I want it.
Sorry I never get back to anyone these days. Trying to save my pennies for the trip and work is sucking all that time out of me.