Round 9

[zombee_slayer]

[Phone

Comments

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[bewarethedoc]

Attack a building vith nozhing but a pistol und a knife? You'll need more zhan zhat.

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

What? Should I get a bunch of gasoline cans and light the fucking place on fire!?

[Phone]

[bewarethedoc]

Use vhat is left of your brain! Zhe veapons und equipment ozhers have here are more zhan you vill use in your lifetime. Technology far more advanced und deadly.

[He hasn't told you yet, but Richtofen's "son" has a big weaponized robot.]

Brute force using your meager tools vould only be counterproductive. Come up vith a better plan, or at least vait until you are better armed.

Or, you could go ahead vith your idea, und I'd get to sit back und vatch zhe firevorks.

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

Could have fucking fooled me.

[Phone]

[bewarethedoc]

Many zhings fool you, Dempsey. I am not surprised.

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

And I ain't surprised that I haven't seen you wandering around. To scared to leave the house Kraut?

[Phone]

[bewarethedoc]

Quite zhe opposite, Dempsey! Guess vhere I am right now.

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

...The shiter?

[Phone]

[bewarethedoc]

Nein, dummkopf.

I am at zhe hospital, at my new job.

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

Wow, what is it? A janitor?

[Phone]

[bewarethedoc]

A doctor.

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

[Excuse him while he breaks out laughing.] Mwahahaha!!

[Phone]

[bewarethedoc]

Ja, I also zhink it is hilarious zhat I have a higher paycheck zhan you.

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

No, I find it hilarious that they gave you a job where you have to save people!

[Phone]

[bewarethedoc]

Vhat?

Oh. Right, yes. Of course zhat is vhat I vill be doing.

[He lets out a dark chuckle.]

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

That's what you're supposed to be doing anyway. Unless it's one of those fucking drones.