Round 8 [Phone]

Dec 24, 2010 23:25

Damn it! It feels like my gut's being cut open from the inside ( Read more... )

christmas, event!

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 06:29:41 UTC
Are you injured?

[What, he knows you, even if he doesn't agree with you; he'll ask.]

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 06:35:18 UTC
The fuck if I know! The fat bastard is gonna pay for whatever the hell he did to me!

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 06:39:02 UTC
[A small sigh over on chaos' end. Helpful, Tank.]

Do you think the Doctor you called out for will come to help, or would you like me to swing by? I can heal wounds.

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 06:41:54 UTC
It ain't a fucking wound! There's something large and sharp in my large intestine damn it!

And he will if it means cutting me open and possibly killing me or torturing me!

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 06:43:47 UTC
That... Well, all sounds unpleasant. If it's just an object and he's a doctor I would hope he could get it out without having to resort to killing you.

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 06:49:00 UTC
Knowing him he'll find a way just as long as he gets to hear my screams. Just like my time with fucking Japs!

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 06:50:43 UTC
[chaos just goes silent there. He sees no need of responding to the comment.]

I'm sorry my powers would do little to help you. But I am always available for healing wounds if necessary.

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 06:54:02 UTC
Whatever, even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 06:55:07 UTC
Isn't that a broken watch?

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 06:56:26 UTC
Same thing dirt bag!

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 07:00:03 UTC
[chaos sort of rolls his eyes, though Tank can't see it. His next remark is obviously a little frustrated; he's trying to be helpful, but Tank doesn't seem to make it easy to have dealing with him.]

I think what you mean is blood-bag. People are not typically filled with dirt.

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 07:01:51 UTC
No, it's meat-sack you maggot! Get it right!

...Ugh, it feels like I'm gonna shit out that fucking bowie knife!

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 07:07:14 UTC
You started off the wrong wording.

[chaos then frowns deeply]

Look, do you really think it's in your intestine? If it is, it's likely to slice you. I can come over and make sure you don't bleed internally until someone who can operate comes along, if you want.

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 07:10:47 UTC
No, knowing the Doc he'll be rushing over eager to rip me open.

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chaoschildofgod December 25 2010, 07:11:59 UTC
Alright... [Yeah, chaos doesn't sound pleased with that, but what can he do?] Call if you need help.

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zombee_slayer December 25 2010, 07:14:48 UTC
Will do. [Which means he probably won't.]

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