Slovakian Best Male Awards
Some Slovakian forum, which has a thread about HOT DUDES <3 and they decided to link me.
Now that is some truly scary stuff. Check the photoes in bottom of the page. If you happen to understand the language, I'd like to know what the hell are they discussing about there.
Yea it's bloody obvious, but still I'd like to know where and why did they dig up the photoes etc. - I'm not (that) famous or anything and I don't think that google finds me with words like "Best Male". I doubt that "handsome artsy hippie" would work any better, for that matter.
Found the link when I noticed that for some strange reason my homepage was accessed several times from a link in some czech forum. Had quite an egoboost after a little bit of good old fashioned "laughing my ass off and rolling on the floor". Sorry girls, my girlfriend owns me, but thanks for making me smile for a day :).
But still. It's a bit freaky. "Hello Ilmari, have a nice day and remember to smile" -message from the internet. Or some of my friends making a strange joke at me. And a bunch of slovakian teenager-goths drooling after some artsy dreadlocked sweetie boy from Finland. And my homeaddress is visible in my homepage, along with my phonenumber and photoes that could ruin several political careers after a couple of decades. "The President Of Finland Was A Drunken Idiot In His/Her Twenties" etc. Along with a nice artistic photoes of my friend's dick in a rock festival and stuff like that. A nice mix. And no, I didn't remove the "bad stuff" before writing this.
I wonder does this happen often to you fellas as well. If you're a "Hunk who has felt the true meaning of internet love", please do leave a message. Let's make our own internet Hunk-Club. Yeah! bitches.
But pretty please, next time promote my band and music, I have plenty of nice photoes of me from our live gigs etc. at our homepage. People will find me even more HOT when they'll find out that i PLAY IN A BAND! A one that is releasing it's first full lenght album in August 2005 and has made ONE INTERNATIONAL TOUR! (sorry, just one, but next august there's another! so it's almost TWO!) WWW.ALYMYSTO.COM - PRE-ORDER A COPY TODAY VIA E-MAIL AND GET AN E-MAIL REPLY FROM THE HANDSOME DARK MUSICIAN FROM FINLAND, ILMARI!
Oh. Wait. There's more. Follow me and I'll make the EU a better place to live, I'm an active member of the Left Youth of Finland as well! You know, politics - that's HOT as well these days! My close friend is Mr. Saramo, The President of The Left Youth of Finland! You follow me by supporting and voting for the young members of the most left party (except commies, all that revolution-stuff and stalinism is crap that is not going to happen in EU in the near future and that scares voters away!) in our own country and elections! Find out what is ENDYL! George Bush sucks arseloche! Osama Bin Laden is a bastard as well! Linux should be used by all of the officials in countries and cities around the world, it's fucked up that microsoft has a hand in politics, and releases brainwashed information like "a free operating system costs more than an expensive operating system" - it's impossible, just think about it! It's the same with Nokia controlling the taxes here in Finland! And the right wing doesn't seem to mind that FREE TRADE KILLS!
Hey, at least I tried. Just a test, I don't expect anything out of this. Is it possible to communicate with the whole internet? A blogger in Finland just did it locally a couple of days ago, the news about his blog made it to the largest newspaper in Finland, because of a law suit. Just think about the possibilities. At least you Slovakian/Czech girls owe me a comment/explanation about that link. :) And perhaps some officials with black suits and black limousines and unmarked helicopters in America will mark this page in their little memos and I can never travel there after this post if this proves interesting enough. bitches.
Now that is some truly scary stuff. Check the photoes in bottom of the page. If you happen to understand the language, I'd like to know what the hell are they discussing about there.
Yea it's bloody obvious, but still I'd like to know where and why did they dig up the photoes etc. - I'm not (that) famous or anything and I don't think that google finds me with words like "Best Male". I doubt that "handsome artsy hippie" would work any better, for that matter.
Found the link when I noticed that for some strange reason my homepage was accessed several times from a link in some czech forum. Had quite an egoboost after a little bit of good old fashioned "laughing my ass off and rolling on the floor". Sorry girls, my girlfriend owns me, but thanks for making me smile for a day :).
But still. It's a bit freaky. "Hello Ilmari, have a nice day and remember to smile" -message from the internet. Or some of my friends making a strange joke at me. And a bunch of slovakian teenager-goths drooling after some artsy dreadlocked sweetie boy from Finland. And my homeaddress is visible in my homepage, along with my phonenumber and photoes that could ruin several political careers after a couple of decades. "The President Of Finland Was A Drunken Idiot In His/Her Twenties" etc. Along with a nice artistic photoes of my friend's dick in a rock festival and stuff like that. A nice mix. And no, I didn't remove the "bad stuff" before writing this.
I wonder does this happen often to you fellas as well. If you're a "Hunk who has felt the true meaning of internet love", please do leave a message. Let's make our own internet Hunk-Club. Yeah! bitches.
But pretty please, next time promote my band and music, I have plenty of nice photoes of me from our live gigs etc. at our homepage. People will find me even more HOT when they'll find out that i PLAY IN A BAND! A one that is releasing it's first full lenght album in August 2005 and has made ONE INTERNATIONAL TOUR! (sorry, just one, but next august there's another! so it's almost TWO!) WWW.ALYMYSTO.COM - PRE-ORDER A COPY TODAY VIA E-MAIL AND GET AN E-MAIL REPLY FROM THE HANDSOME DARK MUSICIAN FROM FINLAND, ILMARI!
Oh. Wait. There's more. Follow me and I'll make the EU a better place to live, I'm an active member of the Left Youth of Finland as well! You know, politics - that's HOT as well these days! My close friend is Mr. Saramo, The President of The Left Youth of Finland! You follow me by supporting and voting for the young members of the most left party (except commies, all that revolution-stuff and stalinism is crap that is not going to happen in EU in the near future and that scares voters away!) in our own country and elections! Find out what is ENDYL! George Bush sucks arseloche! Osama Bin Laden is a bastard as well! Linux should be used by all of the officials in countries and cities around the world, it's fucked up that microsoft has a hand in politics, and releases brainwashed information like "a free operating system costs more than an expensive operating system" - it's impossible, just think about it! It's the same with Nokia controlling the taxes here in Finland! And the right wing doesn't seem to mind that FREE TRADE KILLS!
Hey, at least I tried. Just a test, I don't expect anything out of this. Is it possible to communicate with the whole internet? A blogger in Finland just did it locally a couple of days ago, the news about his blog made it to the largest newspaper in Finland, because of a law suit. Just think about the possibilities. At least you Slovakian/Czech girls owe me a comment/explanation about that link. :) And perhaps some officials with black suits and black limousines and unmarked helicopters in America will mark this page in their little memos and I can never travel there after this post if this proves interesting enough. bitches.