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Ganked from deliciouspear :]
Post the first sentence or few sentences from the first post of each month.
JANUARY:
Brad Renfro is dead. They found him at his home in L.A. and said the cause of death isn't known yet. Drugs, probably. He was 25. What a waste.
FEBRUARY:
Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger died a week apart. Heath got mad media coverage; Brad was mentioned, but it was always the "troubled child actor" shit and they didn't even spell his fucking name right on E!
MARCH:
White trash tattoo ideas.
APRIL:
This is where my tax refund is going. That's my investment. The rest of the money goes to bills.
MAY:
Last night Joey and I were driving downtown, and while I was sitting at a red light at Dixie and Lakeview, the needle on my thermostat spiked and smoke started pouring out of my engine.
JUNE:
My face/wrists/brain hurts
JULY:
Oh MK, don't break my heart. Everyone knows Randy was the hotter brother. Brad was a douchebag.
AUGUST:
And it was banned globally for "being offensive to homosexuals." Being offensive to PUSSIES is more like it.
SEPTEMBER:
I'll take that as a compliment. Dread Pirate Roberts was sexy.
OCTOBER:
I had jury duty for the first time yesterday.
NOVEMBER:
Words I'm totally cool with never hearing again:
DECEMBER:
Reason #374645837648383937 why I love the internet: because I'm able to find classy shit like this.
Post the first sentence or few sentences from the first post of each month.
JANUARY:
Brad Renfro is dead. They found him at his home in L.A. and said the cause of death isn't known yet. Drugs, probably. He was 25. What a waste.
FEBRUARY:
Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger died a week apart. Heath got mad media coverage; Brad was mentioned, but it was always the "troubled child actor" shit and they didn't even spell his fucking name right on E!
MARCH:
White trash tattoo ideas.
APRIL:
This is where my tax refund is going. That's my investment. The rest of the money goes to bills.
MAY:
Last night Joey and I were driving downtown, and while I was sitting at a red light at Dixie and Lakeview, the needle on my thermostat spiked and smoke started pouring out of my engine.
JUNE:
My face/wrists/brain hurts
JULY:
Oh MK, don't break my heart. Everyone knows Randy was the hotter brother. Brad was a douchebag.
AUGUST:
And it was banned globally for "being offensive to homosexuals." Being offensive to PUSSIES is more like it.
SEPTEMBER:
I'll take that as a compliment. Dread Pirate Roberts was sexy.
OCTOBER:
I had jury duty for the first time yesterday.
NOVEMBER:
Words I'm totally cool with never hearing again:
DECEMBER:
Reason #374645837648383937 why I love the internet: because I'm able to find classy shit like this.