PIGFUCKER!!!

[zoloft]

So, about that skank-spackling job I mentioned earlier

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[zoloft]

She's working in a tit bar, she's got to have *something* going on that'd get her deported!

Excellent advice! Thanks! ^_^

[stepp_sensei]

Sorry to hear. But don't give up hope yet. If the current girl does something else "screamingly illegal," then they may be calling back before long....

[zoloft]

Nah, I really don't think they'll be calling me back... but I may have to start hanging out there on a regular basis. It's not uncommon for strip club managers to offer jobs to the most persistant people that're handy... especially if that person has already demonstrated an almost complete lack of a life. ;D

well

[edgeofentropy]

If it makes you feel better, every time I see stuffed monkeys I think of you...

Re: well

[edgeofentropy]

sometimes things are a lot more disturbing when you write them than when you say them...

Re: well

[zoloft]

Yeah, yeah! Stuff that monkey! Stuff it, baby!

::shudders::

Re: well

[edgeofentropy]

heh kinda like "unleash the clowns"...
and the odd heebee jeebee that phrase generates...After all what kind of clown needs to be leashed....

Re: that sucks!

[zoloft]

If there's one thing I learned in strip clubs, it's that thick foundation & good lighting can make everybody reasonably attractive. ;D

[mermear]

YES! Let it all out, Calamity Jane! Those cocksuckers can eat your shit!

[zoloft]

We ain't done fuckin' dancin'!