Heatwave, we're having a heat wave

[zoller]

I don't think you can fathom how hot it is here.

Its so hot, Paris Hilton's catchphrase doesn't even begin to describe it.
Its so hot, farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice so that they won't lay hard-boiled eggs
Its so hot, I'm giving up on this routine and going to sit in front of my air conditioner.