rooty fuckin' tooty
today was my dad's birthday...happy birthday dad! (not that he'll ever read this...)and it was an amusing cook out at my parents house...my cousins shawn and stacy came into town from chicago and florida...shawn has this girlfriend that it seems he'll be marrying and dear god what a beast...she's one of those incredible lard ass rich girls who thinks her shit doesn't stink...spoke down on RI "there is no way we'd ever move here"(she says in a disgusted tone) and proceeded to annoy me for the rest of the day...stacy on the other hand was as cool as ever...hmm...what else...oh! i got my dad the coolest presents...fog lights and an air horn...now i know they don't sound like much...but it made him happy (he's got a huge case of the road rage...and this will only help his efforts of pissing of other people on the road...side note: stay away from and dark gray GMC Seirras you happen to see)...michael bought him an air soft gun...kind of like a BB gun..only it shoots little plastic BBs instead of the mean metal ones....later in the day we went and saw "the devil's rejects" (michael, me and my brother) which was much more interesting then i thought it would be....absolutely nothing like the first one (House of 1,000 Corpes)...the entire movie just had a different feel...i liked it....but what i liked even more was a saw a preview for "Saw II"...oh yeah this girl is fucking excited
and now for my "hey listen to this"...so i'm driving home from RI...i'm in the far left lane goin' about 75mph...and this guy comes out of nowheres and flies right up my ass with his high beams on....ok...no problem...i move over into the next lane so he can get past me cause i was going too slow.....so after he passes i get back into the far left lane behind him....only now he's going like 65mph...that's right ten miles slower than i had been going....what the fuck?...i flash my highs at him to say "get the fuck out of my way you dipshit"...and he does...disapears...then like two minutes later he's right next to me...matching my speed...keeping along right next to me....what the fuck you mother fucker....i'm trying to just ignore it...but michael get's pissed and gets some change out of his pocket and starts showing it to the asshole guy....as if to say "you keep this up you dick and i will throw this at your pretty shiny car"....so they guy bolts off doing like 90-100....and once he's at a far enough distance he flashes his hazards (for those of you who don't know this is a way of showing that you've just won a street race)...........wow get a life...now for someone in a nice new speedy little sports car to do that to me and my shitty little ten year old mercury topaz....that's just stupid....
ok...i'm done...off to bed i go:)
and now for my "hey listen to this"...so i'm driving home from RI...i'm in the far left lane goin' about 75mph...and this guy comes out of nowheres and flies right up my ass with his high beams on....ok...no problem...i move over into the next lane so he can get past me cause i was going too slow.....so after he passes i get back into the far left lane behind him....only now he's going like 65mph...that's right ten miles slower than i had been going....what the fuck?...i flash my highs at him to say "get the fuck out of my way you dipshit"...and he does...disapears...then like two minutes later he's right next to me...matching my speed...keeping along right next to me....what the fuck you mother fucker....i'm trying to just ignore it...but michael get's pissed and gets some change out of his pocket and starts showing it to the asshole guy....as if to say "you keep this up you dick and i will throw this at your pretty shiny car"....so they guy bolts off doing like 90-100....and once he's at a far enough distance he flashes his hazards (for those of you who don't know this is a way of showing that you've just won a street race)...........wow get a life...now for someone in a nice new speedy little sports car to do that to me and my shitty little ten year old mercury topaz....that's just stupid....
ok...i'm done...off to bed i go:)