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[zolae]

bebe has a husband.
his name is tony and his nickname is STOB.

her wedding ring is a tap washer.

the way she says it with complete seriousness is so focking funny.

focking yeah

'so bee bee does tony have a nickname?"
"yeah yeah he does.."
"oh and what is it?"
(the noise comes from under a chair)
"STOB"

luuuunatic