Comments | zolac_no

zolac_no_miko

FYI

Jan 25, 2011 18:14

STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS IS BEING STREAMED LIVE ON YOUTUBE. TUNE IN, KIDS.

EDIT: Nice speech, Mr. President, silly jokes about fish and all~. He talks about some very good things. He has some very nice plans. I approve of these plans. And works-in-progress, and changes already made. Like, replacing No Child Left Behind with something that ( Read more... )

politics, america, obama, youtube

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ava_jamison January 26 2011, 03:24:07 UTC

I AM WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW. IT IS AWESOME. BUT ALSO? CHANGE? I suddenly feel more into it!

zolac_no_miko January 26 2011, 04:15:49 UTC

LET'S WIN THE FUTURE, AVA! Together! I'm pretty sure The Future comes with a co-op gameplay option....

drownedcities January 26 2011, 04:08:38 UTC

WTF: Obama's Secret Agenda

zolac_no_miko January 26 2011, 04:18:01 UTC

WE'RE ON TO HIM NOW!

drownedcities January 26 2011, 04:18:53 UTC

And you guys thought you had to worry about us homosexuals. Well, let me tell you something, fair internet user: IT'S A TRAP.

zolac_no_miko January 26 2011, 04:22:38 UTC

I think letting the Gay have access to weapons and military training is a grave mistake. I foresee a bloody and violent Rainbow Revolution. ...Remember that I was your friend in the coming insurrection. ;_; I'll need someone to vouch for me.

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evilhippo January 26 2011, 05:10:46 UTC

I hear the future is hard to beat. I'm more of a long-range fighter and my aim is kind of crap, but tell me where to stand and I'll fight! (-:

(I missed the state of the union... I should probably fix that tomorrow or something.)

zolac_no_miko January 26 2011, 05:46:53 UTC

Our party could really use a mage... do you know any spells?

(I stumbled across it completely by chance, watching Patrick Stump videos on YouTube while shaving my legs. I didn't even know it was happening!)

evilhippo January 27 2011, 03:24:47 UTC

Hmm... white, red, or black? Also I'll need a wand.

(... That is exactly how politics should work.)

look_alive January 26 2011, 18:09:48 UTC

UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B A B

There. OBVIOUS ENOUGH THIS TIME?

zolac_no_miko January 26 2011, 19:14:15 UTC

I still maintain you hallucinated that. aquidis didn't hear it either.

look_alive January 26 2011, 19:17:31 UTC

Well, IT HAPPENED. It's not my fault nobody ever pays me any attention.

/SOBWAIL

aquidis January 27 2011, 01:42:36 UTC

All I heard was XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO, trufax.

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In the future, there had better not be bitch-sticks. look_alive January 26 2011, 18:12:33 UTC

Oh, and I'm great at the kamikaze routine if I have a plasma rifle. Someone just needs to come in behind me to sweep up and give me a re-spawn.

zolac_no_miko January 26 2011, 19:15:52 UTC

You already have respawned, Second Coming.

And TAI... lyrics were supposed to be sung in Old English. look_alive January 26 2011, 19:23:38 UTC

Fuuuuuck. So wait- does that mean I get infinite lives? I'm not sure on the logistics of this, since technically Jesus was the one re-spawning. There has to be some kind of Father/Son/Holy Clone clause for this, right? Maybe in one of those elusive scrolls that goat-herd dude found and the church keeps trying to hush up. I'M ONTO THEIR SCHEME.

...I feel like I somehow just equated myself to a theological test-tube baby. And... I really wish you could see what that cat is doing right now. OH WAIT, HELLO CAMERA PHONE.