Timmy!filter, now with R & B setting!
Reasons I love my wee scary!Timmy, Reason #48: the Timmy!filter. When the Timmy!filter is in place, the sweetest, loveliest, most innocent, totally vanilla love songs become AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHSKETCHYCREEPYBADTOUCHAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Since Timmy is in my head a lot these days (threatening me with a sharp object and telling me to write faster), I am discovering a lot of songs on my iPod that dearest Timothy ruins VASTLY IMPROVES in this way. For instance, this morning on my way to work, Crazy by KC & JoJo came on. I just about died laughing. Go on, give it a listen, and imagine it coming from inside the head of a tiny stalker. LOVE AND ROMANCE WILL BE RUINED FOR YOU, FOREVER.
In fact, allow me to assist with some key lyrics:
...I lose sleep just to daydream about you...
...I'm going crazy... just from thinking about you...
...I'm going crazy... when I can't touch you... crazy... when I can't hold you... crazy... when I can't see you...
...If I could see you again I'd go crazy...
Or how about, like, the entire second verse:
...Now I've finally realized that you are my true love, and I had a lot of time to think, and you're all I seem... to keep thinking of... now I know I need you each and every day, I can't live without you, so don't run away... you said that you love me, so why did you leave me, why?...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Also....
Reasons I love writing Batfic, Reason #37: gratuitous Batman-crashing-through-skylight scenarios. I have the perfect excuse to write Batman crashing through skylights as frequently as I bloody well please. Expect it to pop up at least once in every story. It never gets old.
In fact, allow me to assist with some key lyrics:
...I lose sleep just to daydream about you...
...I'm going crazy... just from thinking about you...
...I'm going crazy... when I can't touch you... crazy... when I can't hold you... crazy... when I can't see you...
...If I could see you again I'd go crazy...
Or how about, like, the entire second verse:
...Now I've finally realized that you are my true love, and I had a lot of time to think, and you're all I seem... to keep thinking of... now I know I need you each and every day, I can't live without you, so don't run away... you said that you love me, so why did you leave me, why?...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Also....
Reasons I love writing Batfic, Reason #37: gratuitous Batman-crashing-through-skylight scenarios. I have the perfect excuse to write Batman crashing through skylights as frequently as I bloody well please. Expect it to pop up at least once in every story. It never gets old.