Here, have some spam. Meme spam, the best kind of spam. I started doing this while waiting for Dar to cook some food so we could watch White Collar together, and then I felt compelled to finish it. Now it's really late and I'm tired, ARGH.
Stolen from
drownedcities, with some minor editing (changed a few periods to question marks, adjusted the years appropriately).
Is the person you last texted single?
Haha, no. She's engaged.
Do you get jealous easily?
Um... I dunno? I guess? Not sure that I get jealous more easily than the average. But I tend to be really quiet about it and not say anything, because I don't want to come off as clingy.
What are you currently waiting for?
Dar to finish cooking so we can watch OMG EPIC White Collar and I can go to sleep. T_T
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Uhh... the future? I guess?
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Chris or Becca or Melissa or Lauren, because I love them tons and they are so far away. ;_;
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
There's nothing wrong with them. They're perfect. D:< ...But yeah, they're a bit nearsighted.
Who were the last people you saw besides from family?
My roommate and bestie, Daria, who is currently flailing animatedly around the kitchen.
Do you have nice eyes?
I love my eyes! They are blue with gold rings around the pupils.
Have you ever received a love letter more than a page long?
I don't think so? Not that I remember. Maybe from Mark?
If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
Depends on the problem and who's available. My mother, Dar, Chris, and Becca top the list, I think.
Who's thinking about you right now?
You are, because you're reading this meme I just did.
Is this year the best year of your life?
No. I don't know what the best year would be, but I'm pretty sure this isn't it. The first half SUCKED ASS. This half's about average, which is to say it could be better, but in general I'd have to say it's pretty damn good.
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Ew. Diet drinks. Although I have to admit, Dr Pepper hides the aspartame flavor better than most, somehow.
Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
Um... I think that would be my last boyfriend, Theo. OH GOD THAT WAS TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO. ...I cried in front of him only once, I think. When I was breaking up with him.
Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
EW. FUCK NO. NEVER.
Does your bedroom need cleaning?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALWAYS. Worse than usual at the mo, and that's saying something.
Flowers or chocolate?
CHOCOLATE. Don't get me wrong. I love flowers. But chocolate is made of chocolate and delicious and chocolate, and you can eat it.
Sushi of choice?
Tako! Oh man I loves me some octopus.
Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?
You know, slow would be really nice. Maybe then it wouldn't fail so quickly. ...Or maybe I've been taking it too slow? Not sure. Is there a way to go faster physically and slower emotionally? I'd like to try that.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
Um. Fairly frequently, yeah.
Are you comfortable with your height?
I am the perfect height. I am fun-sized, and travel-sized for my own convenience. Everyone else is flawed.
Do you act differently around the person you like?
Hahahaha yeah totally. People don't always notice, but it feels so obvious to me.
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Um... yeah, pretty damn sure, unless they got over it.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There are several.
Do you like thunderstorms?
Hells yeah!! I love them. Whenever I hear thunder I start cackling evilly. ...It's a bit odd.
Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Totally. I think the vast majority take their relationships a lot more seriously than they actually are in the long run, but you know how for most teenagers their life begins and ends with high school. But I know people who have been together since they were teens, so obviously it's possible.
How fast does your mood change?
Um. Not usually very fast. I guess I can become annoyed fairly quickly.
Are there things that can't be joked about with you?
Um, I dunno. There are definitely some jokes that have been made too often, and I get snippy when they come up.
What do you always take with you?
I pretty much always carry a water bottle and wear my purse (cell phone, wallet, checkbook, glasses, sunglasses, I.D., debit card, chapstick, keys, hand sanitizer, mirror, flash key, hair clip, etc.), my watch, and my ankh.
When is your birthday?
April 8.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Probably on the floor halfway under a desk in a hotel room, using my rolled up jeans as a pillow and a damp towel as a blanket. I slept under a coffee table once, that was pretty strange too. Oh, and the bleachers in the high school gym.
Anything on your walls?
Lots of posters and wall scrolls, a stolen condo rental sign, a dreamcatcher, an organic homegrown rainbow, a picture of my grandfather, a picture of The King, the flag of the nation of Lovely, ancient art of Daria origin, knicknacks and keepsakes from high school and college, a squirrel Christmas ornament, etc.
What do you bite more, your tongue, lip, or cheek?
Intentionally? My lip. Unintentionally? Who knows. Tongue? Maybe?
Has a boy/girl called you babe/baby before?
Maybe? Probably? If it was someone I know, it was probably ironically. Otherwise it would have been some random creep on the street.
If so, do you like it?
I don't mind it. Maybe someday I'll be in love and it will be used unironically and I'll find it endearing.
Is there something that you want to tell someone but can’t?
Eh. Little things. And I probably could. I just probably won't.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
I could get annoying and be all, "Well, it depends on the kind of relationship, I've been close with some of my friends for years and years," but I know what you mean. And I honestly don't fucking know. God, I really hope so. I'd love to know what that's like. You know. Love. The romantic kind.
Do you crack your knuckles?
Ew, no.
Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?
Not really? But probably more comfortable than most people.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Uhhhhh did I like someone? I'm not sure I did. Unless that cute guy at work was around this time? Anyway, he moved to New York, the douchebag.
Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
HELLS TO THE YEAH.
Does anyone know your passwords besides you?
Um, well a few of my friends probably know my computer user/iTunes password, and my mom has access to all my frequent flier passwords, but otherwise... I hope not.
Have you ever kissed someone under fireworks?
No, but that sounds awesome. Especially if the fireworks hadn't started, or we weren't expecting them, and then just as we kissed the fireworks went off. That would be EPIC.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Trader Joe's Old-Fashioned Cola. Unless we're counting water.
I bet you miss somebody right now…
This isn't a question. And yeah. I miss a lot of people.
Do you get high a lot?
I don't get high.
Do you have a box where you keep all your important things?
No. My important things wouldn't all fit in a box. And it would be inconvenient to put them in one.
Can you count past 100?
In two languages. ...This is not hard.
Would you ever date anyone your parents disapproved?
Yeah. Dating someone my friends disapproved of would actually be the bigger issue.
Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend (or ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend)?
Ahahahaha my mother introduced my to my last boyfriend. XDDDD; Otherwise I met them on my own, unless Chris or Maile introduced me to Per. Can't remember.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
TOTALLY! Oh man, I am all over this shit! I am ready! Bring it!
Are you afraid of shots?
I'm not afraid of them. I simply dislike them. I mean. Needle, in your flesh. Ow.
Is there someone you can tell anything to?
Yeah I have a few people like that.
At this moment in time if you HAD to have someone’s name tattooed on you whose would it be?
Uh, my own? Or BATMAN. Does Batman count?
Most memorable thing that’s happened to you over the summer?
Ummm... driving to California with Dar and Becca and being in the car for 11 hours and never once turning on the music. We just talked. The whole way. For 11 hours. <3 <3 <3
Has anyone called you perfect before?
Possibly? Maybe Maya, when she was drunk? For instance? If anyone did, they're totally wrong. I mean, I say I'm perfect all the time, and that's kind of true in an I'm-happy-with-who-I-am kind of way, but it's not actually true.
Do your best friends’ parents tend to like you?
Yeah, as far as I know. OH GOD I HOPE THEY DO.
What’s your all-time favorite ROMANCE movie?
Probably Pride and Prejudice. The one with Kiera Knightly? I watch that one a lot. It's one of my comfort movies.
TV channels/shows you watch?
TV channels? HA! Um, this year it's been a lot of Doctor Who, Sherlock, Top Gear, White Collar, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Survivor... does Red vs Blue count?
Are any of your friends taller than you?
Most of them are. I am petite.
Name the bands you have band tees for?
THE DECEMBERISTS. And... Nightwish. ...Does DJ Gay iPod count? Lololololol I accidentally typed Nightwing instead of Nightwish. Naturally.
Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
The ocean is superior in every way to a pool.
Ever really cried your heart out?
Oh god so many times.
Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2010?
Yes, I would say so.
Do you make good grades?
In high school my grades were pretty goddamn excellent. In college they were... acceptable.
Is there a difference between love and IN love?
Yes. I love many people. I have never been in love.
Have you ever been on a motorcycle?
No! I'd really like to, at some point. With someone I trust.
Does it bother you when someone says they will call you and they don’t?
...I would have to be the biggest hypocrite.
What is the main ringtone on your cell?
THE ONE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN PHONE.
Do you speak any other language other than English?
HA! Not fluently.
Did 2009 treat you good?
I guess? It was average. Aside from employment argh and, you know, dead and dying relatives, not bad.
Do you think you were raised well?
Yeah, my parents did a good job. High five parents.
Could you name all 50 states and point to them on a map?
Oh yeah totally. Actually the map would make it easier.
Are you someone’s best friend?
More than one someone. I'm just that awesome. ^_^
Where was the last place you were when you got sick?
Um, I dunno. I was in Portland. Not sure I could pinpoint exactly when the cold started coming on. I definitely spent most of the next two weeks in my bed.
Have you ever smuggled something into America?
...I don't think so? Not intentionally? I might have failed to mention stuff on the import form thingy, but not in a malicious way.
What’s your favorite super-hero?
BATMAN. If anyone on my friends list doesn't know this about me by now, I'm divorcing you as a friend.
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
With difficulty, or not at all. I used to be able to sing it backwards.
Pen or pencil?
You know, it used to be all about the pencils with me. Since they can be erased. Not sure when that changed. I pretty much only use pens now. Since they never need to be sharpened.
Ever had an 11:11 wish come true?
Don't think so. Wishes are superstitious bullshit. ...Doesn't mean I don't wish on first stars, shooting stars, eyelashes, numeric palindromes, and every other fucking thing you can wish on.
Do you get bad headaches?
Not generally.
What’s worse: liars or cheaters?
...Cheaters? I think they're about the same. I picked cheaters because I lie more than I cheat, and I'd like to come out higher on the moral scale, if at all possible.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA ask my college housemates why my theme song for the house was "Maneater". And why Roman Goerss compared me to a black hole in a conversation with my ex. I trampled the heart of every man I dated. And some I didn't date. Seriously though I feel so weaksauce next to Dar. I'd better step up my game.
Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I think I would probably not date someone who smokes. ...Well okay, Keali'i smoked, but we only sort of dated. That was... a weird situation.
What’s usually colder, your hands or your feet?
Feet.
What’s your favorite type of flower?
Gardenia.
Give me a random lyric from the song you’re listening to.
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen.
Do you think two people can last forever?
Well, until one or both of them dies, yeah. I've seen it happen.
Do you consider yourself lucky?
I do not feel as if I am supernaturally imbued with luck. But I feel like I have a good life, so that's lucky I guess.
Is there someone that cares about you more than themselves?
God. I don't know. My parents, maybe? I dunno. I've never been a parent, and it's not like I asked them.
Who was the ugliest person you saw today?
Your mom.
Freedom or safety?
Freedom. Safety is overrated.
Has a song ever made you cry?
I've had songs make me teary-eyed pretty frequently. Actually cry? No, not unless I was already emotionally compromised.
A book ever made you cry?
Checkmate, Book VI of The Lymond Chronicles by Dorothy Dunnett, made me cry my fucking eyes out in my grandmother's basement. Like, couldn't see, had to stop reading and just bawl on the bed for a few minutes.
Is the world crumbling to pieces?
Not literally, no. Figuratively? ...Probably not. Maybe.
Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal?
Pretty normal. Kinda ugly though.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
I'm supposed to know this how? ...Unlikely. I haven't been in a relationship in two and a half years. I don't really meet guys here.
Who was the last person to piss you off, and why?
Um. Probably Daria. Just because I'm around her more than other people. Possibly she was mildly snippy at me, and I got more offended/held a grudge longer than I should.
Your phone rings, what do you say?
"Hello" or "Hey" or "Yo", probably. Sometimes "Moshimoshi" or "Hai".
Has anyone ever said they wanted to marry you?
I don't think so...? Not seriously, anyway.
Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?
Nope. Gymnastics could've been cool. And I always thought it would be fun to be the tiny cheerleader they throw in the air, but if I had to hang out with other cheerleaders I would claw my eyes out.
Is your birthday on a holiday?
I think once it was on Easter?
Do you always answer your phone?
Eheh... I frequently don't. Sorry.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes. A few. Sometimes I've said it back. Maybe one day I'll mean it the way they want me to.
Are you ticklish?
Oh god. Yes. So very ticklish. T_T Don't tickle me, I will thrash violently and kick you in the face.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
Yeah, there's a few.