So it's that time again.
Sherlock, "The Reichenbach Fall".
First I'd like to take a moment to say KATHERINE PARKINSON.
Okay, now that that's out of the way....
-JIM MORIARTY, HOW IS IT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE TO BE SO FUCKING SEXY, I JUST CAN'T EVEN. AS;LKGHALSKFJFSGHJDSK.
-MYCROFT. HOLMES'. FACE.
-MARTIN FREEMAN YOU AMAZE ME. He will be the best hobbit ever. Just by, like, default.
-Jim and Sherlock and the eyesex in the courtroom and ALL OF THE TIME, REALLY, SO MUCH FLIRTING AND EYESEX, ASHGLKSLFAJSFL.
-John and Sherlock and holding hands and how they FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH OH MY GOD. TT_TT
-HOW AM I ACTUALLY GOING TO LIVE UNTIL NEXT SEASON???? HOW DID HE DO IT????? I mean obviously Molly Hooper helped him fake his death (coroner!), but HOW DID HE SURVIVE THE FALL???* Canon is of no help here, because, you know, IT WASN'T AN ACTUAL WATERFALL OR ANYTHING. HE HAS ACTUAL WITNESSES** THIS TIME. AND WHY ALL THE ACTING ON THE ROOF AFTER JIM'S DEATH, I MEAN CLEARLY HE'D ALREADY PLANNED FOR HIS FALL, SO FOR WHOSE BENEFIT WAS THAT, ALL ALONE ON THE ROOF? PLEASE TELL ME THAT JUST WASN'T FOR US, THAT WOULD BE LAME. WHEREFORE ANXIETY, SHERLOCK???
-OH ALSO I SHOULD MENTION, MOLLY. HOOPER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
-Ohmigod how much do I loooooooove that Molly is the only one who knows, oh my GOD.
-A cynical part of me wants to know how much of what Sherlock said to her was sincere. IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL WITH HIM.
-HOW LONG UNTIL MYCROFT FIGURES IT OUT DO YOU THINK?
-Mycroft Mycroft Mycroft, oh, you break my heart, oh, you sold your brother (for nothing!), Jim got both of you, oh the shame! TT_TT
-HOW AM I ACTUALLY GOING TO LIVE WITHOUT JIM MORIARTY IN MY LIFE?! TTTTT_TTTTT
-DOES THIS MEAN WE GET MORAN NOW, OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD, HE'S GOING TO BE GOOD, BUT NOT MORIARTY GOOD, NEVER MORIARTY GOOD, JIM COME BACK TO ME WAH. TTTTTT_TTTTTTT
-I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REWATCH THIS SO MANY TIMES TO TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT. AND I'M GOING TO FAIL.
*Okay so... biker hitting John, not an accident, crowd of people obscuring his vision, not an accident, it's all a magic trick but even so, HOW, HOW, somehow that can't actually have been Sherlock, the only other option is faking the pulse but HOW, HOW FOR EITHER OF THOSE HOW HOW HOW.
**"Witnesses"?
...NO SERIOUSLY HOW AM I ACTUALLY GOING TO SURVIVE???
First I'd like to take a moment to say KATHERINE PARKINSON.
Okay, now that that's out of the way....
-JIM MORIARTY, HOW IS IT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE TO BE SO FUCKING SEXY, I JUST CAN'T EVEN. AS;LKGHALSKFJFSGHJDSK.
-MYCROFT. HOLMES'. FACE.
-MARTIN FREEMAN YOU AMAZE ME. He will be the best hobbit ever. Just by, like, default.
-Jim and Sherlock and the eyesex in the courtroom and ALL OF THE TIME, REALLY, SO MUCH FLIRTING AND EYESEX, ASHGLKSLFAJSFL.
-John and Sherlock and holding hands and how they FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH OH MY GOD. TT_TT
-HOW AM I ACTUALLY GOING TO LIVE UNTIL NEXT SEASON???? HOW DID HE DO IT????? I mean obviously Molly Hooper helped him fake his death (coroner!), but HOW DID HE SURVIVE THE FALL???* Canon is of no help here, because, you know, IT WASN'T AN ACTUAL WATERFALL OR ANYTHING. HE HAS ACTUAL WITNESSES** THIS TIME. AND WHY ALL THE ACTING ON THE ROOF AFTER JIM'S DEATH, I MEAN CLEARLY HE'D ALREADY PLANNED FOR HIS FALL, SO FOR WHOSE BENEFIT WAS THAT, ALL ALONE ON THE ROOF? PLEASE TELL ME THAT JUST WASN'T FOR US, THAT WOULD BE LAME. WHEREFORE ANXIETY, SHERLOCK???
-OH ALSO I SHOULD MENTION, MOLLY. HOOPER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
-Ohmigod how much do I loooooooove that Molly is the only one who knows, oh my GOD.
-A cynical part of me wants to know how much of what Sherlock said to her was sincere. IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL WITH HIM.
-HOW LONG UNTIL MYCROFT FIGURES IT OUT DO YOU THINK?
-Mycroft Mycroft Mycroft, oh, you break my heart, oh, you sold your brother (for nothing!), Jim got both of you, oh the shame! TT_TT
-HOW AM I ACTUALLY GOING TO LIVE WITHOUT JIM MORIARTY IN MY LIFE?! TTTTT_TTTTT
-DOES THIS MEAN WE GET MORAN NOW, OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD, HE'S GOING TO BE GOOD, BUT NOT MORIARTY GOOD, NEVER MORIARTY GOOD, JIM COME BACK TO ME WAH. TTTTTT_TTTTTTT
-I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REWATCH THIS SO MANY TIMES TO TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT. AND I'M GOING TO FAIL.
*Okay so... biker hitting John, not an accident, crowd of people obscuring his vision, not an accident, it's all a magic trick but even so, HOW, HOW, somehow that can't actually have been Sherlock, the only other option is faking the pulse but HOW, HOW FOR EITHER OF THOSE HOW HOW HOW.
**"Witnesses"?
...NO SERIOUSLY HOW AM I ACTUALLY GOING TO SURVIVE???