shut up, everyone knows you finger yourself!
Stupid things I have said without thinking first:
Me: "I don't think Angelina Jolie should be Catwoman, because she's black"
[While watching 'House of Flying Daggers']
Melissa: "you know what I've noticed? there are no pandas in this movie"
Me: "Yeah, that's because it's set in China"
Me: "you have really straight hair. Have you got asian in you?"
[During the VISA ad with Catherine Zeta Jones in the jungle]
Melissa: "Do you think it's Catherine Zeta Jones or a look-alike?"
Me: "It's neither! It doesn't even look like Catherine Zeta Jones."
[VISA card with the name Catherine Zeta Jones fills the screen]
Me: "I think Jennifer Garner looks stupid in the Fantastic Four"
What have you said?
Me: "I don't think Angelina Jolie should be Catwoman, because she's black"
[While watching 'House of Flying Daggers']
Melissa: "you know what I've noticed? there are no pandas in this movie"
Me: "Yeah, that's because it's set in China"
Me: "you have really straight hair. Have you got asian in you?"
[During the VISA ad with Catherine Zeta Jones in the jungle]
Melissa: "Do you think it's Catherine Zeta Jones or a look-alike?"
Me: "It's neither! It doesn't even look like Catherine Zeta Jones."
[VISA card with the name Catherine Zeta Jones fills the screen]
Me: "I think Jennifer Garner looks stupid in the Fantastic Four"
What have you said?