Update before work time.Lol.
Woot! I am getting ready to go see Carlita in a few weeks.Yay! I can't wait to see her and my God child.That will be so much fun! ^_^ I chatted with her on the phone too,which is always good.Apparently her sis in law had another kid...*Rolls eyes.*Whole other topic there
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&& mine are a month apart
(which is like ehhh as is)
ERIC IS COMING!
*squeals*
It seems like only yesterday
I found out I was preggerz with him!
3 wks to go till I hold my son!
WOW I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
Its like everytime you, me, John
Or anyone else talks about him
He makes everyone's day so much brighter!
Just think of how its going to be when he is here!!!
ERIC THOMAS CALMETT IS COMING!
&& NO YOU ARE NOT TAKING HIM && WHISKING HIM AWAY WITH MY HUSBAND!
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So there! END OF DISCUSSION.
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EXCUSE ME!
Last time I checked NO ONE HAS TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE BUS STATION!
We can just leave you there :-D
Do you understand?! XD
&& Lets see how far you two get with MY SON!
*shifty eyes*
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BOOM!!!!
YES!!!!
SO THERE!!!!!
KISS IT!
KISS THAT!
OH YAH BABY!!!!
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I almost thought you were going to put while Julius drives the car!!
Will see Wilfredo will see!
Fine don't give me any gifts for Eric thats alright.
Thats just another story for me to tell him when he gets older
JUST IN CASE YOU && JOHN TRY ANYTHING!
SO HAHAHAHAAHAAHA!
Kiss that!
&& your oh baby comment is just as gay as you :P
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Good! Tell him,then when I see Eric I will tell him the truth how you are the queen of hearts in secret.Waiting for him to get to Alice's age.And then when he comes over to dear mommy! YOU WILL JUST SAY!!!
Eric hunny....SILLLLLLLLEEEEEEENNNNTTTTTT*BANGS THE DAMN TABLE LIKE A MANIAC as Eric flies out the window.*
Then me and John will take custody cause you almost killed your son out the window.>_> So yeah...WE WIN!
YOU LOSE!
ME AND JOHN EQUALS HOT SEX AND LOVE!
Carlita...She can howl at the moon with all those little lonely dogs....Yeah that's right DOGS!
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Its not my fault the 4yr old already seems to know things that he shouldn't!
So what if I confused the words, I've seen you do worse!
&& you are confusing me with Holly! Since when do I weigh over 400 pounds!
LMAO! I just have a mouth like hers! Which means I will just scream until your face falls off!
HA! Than you won't have a face && than you can't get custody of my son without a face! WHO WANTS A FACELESS FATHER!!!
&& You && John DO NOT EQUAL HOT SEX && LOVE!!
HE IS MINE! MINE!!
Wilfredo...can squeal with all the little pigs
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I can't SQUEEL CAUSE THAT'S YOUR JOB!
J.J. Said so if you forgotten!My dear! SQUEEL CC SQUEEL!
So you go off and mudwrestles with the little pigies UNTIL THEY EAT YOU! CHOMP! THAT'S RIGHT!
While me and John will go to Hawaii have sex and have Eric! While I do the hoolah dance and teach Eric.And if you have the nerve to swim there with your darn fleet of pigs! I will Shove you all in the VOLCANO!!!!!
BBQ DINNER JOHN! Food is ready!^_^
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At least I can squeal, moan && satisfy my man a lot better then YOU EVER WILL!
Last time I checked IT TAKES A REAL WOMAN to pleasure a man.
Not some fake knock off who thinks he is a woman.
&& while you enjoy the piggies company as they sing you to sleep with your sorrows as you cry on your cock-shaped pillow keep this in mind...
ERIC && JOHN WILL NEVER BE YOURS! && WE WILL BE IN HAWAII cos I look way damn better in a hula skirt && some coconuts than you do!!
&& If you dare come to Hawaii I will roast you over a fire!
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While A helicopter comes saves MY JOHN! And...MY ERIC!!!While We three fly away to China.Were we will disguise ourselves as CHINESE! As your mother like to call it....So you can't find us...As Julius will just point and laugh at you from a little island...
Furthermore...IF YOU COME TO CHINA! I will make them turn you into a Asian prostitute! Where you run around with white make up on your face and cry boo hoo! As you hold your little umbrella...Why all these mysterious Chinese men that look like ROSS will EYE RAPE YOU! BABY!
Muah love and kisses.
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Fine you want to deter my plans in Hawaii with MY JOHN && MY ERIC && turn me into an Asian prostitute?!
I'll just sleep my way to my HUSBAND && MY SON, save them from you && your CHINESE WAYS!! As I send Julius after you as he locks you in a closet while you're dressed as a cheap prostitute! Than I will save my two men fly away to Paris && live in a beautiful flat where we will have the most beautiful life being french!
Since John && Eric are already French hahaaha!!
&& while you are keeping it in the closet I will send Ross to have cheap sloppy drunk sex with you until the cows come home!
&& if you come to Paris I will hang you from the Eiffel tower as I laugh in your face!
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I will just call Chyna! As she comes over slaps Julius to the side as his ass Rolls like a bagel down the street.While I kick Ross in the nuts! Run over with Chyna in a wedding gown!As she aids me taking the Eifle Tower and chucks it at your GORGEOUS HOME! As you run out screaming JOHN!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
While Chyna just kicks you and does her PEDIGREE! Right infront of the French painter! As they paint it and send it to you in mail and Jenny! And Your MOTHER! As this big portrait of you getting pedigree by Chyna!
While me and John marry! Take Eric and go off to PERU! CAUSE I KNOW YOU WONT GO THERE!
And if you do! OH GOD HELP ME IF YOU DO!!!!
I will get Betty to tie you to a coconut tree! And make you eat her cacaroach poison food! TILL YOU BLOW UP!!!!
THE END!^_^
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I will hire a boatman sail to Peru steal my husband && my son away
&& as we sail away
BOOM GOES PERU!!
BLOW IT ALL UP!!
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
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