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Feb 03, 2009 23:02

ATLUS SUPERCOMPUTER SUFFERS CATASTROPHIC FAILURE; A FEW GAME RELEASE DATES SLIGHTLY AFFECTED
Also, machine now self-aware, intends to take over world

IRVINE, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 3, 2009 - Atlus U.S.A., Inc. today announced that its central supercomputer, tasked with planning and scheduling upcoming Atlus titles, recently suffered a critical hardware failure, rendering the planned launch dates for a small handful of Atlus games obsolete. As technicians scrambled to repair the mainframe, hoping to minimize fallout, they discovered that the machine had become self-aware and was plotting to take over the world.

“Unfortunately, a few Atlus titles will have to be slightly rescheduled as to their date of release, but the changes will be minimal. Also, every working day for us passes in constant fear, terror, and paranoia with the knowledge that our primary computer is now plotting to destroy us” commented an Atlus engineer on the subject of release date changes and the now-sentient supercomputer with a hunger for manflesh....

...Yeah.

videogame publishers: atlus

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