Dear Newsweek:
The actual
number of the beast is
616.
Also, why are you giving valuable page space to the whole "Is Obama the Antichrist" thing? ...For that matter, why are you giving valuable page space to Karl Rove?
No love,
Me
(The obvious answer is that Newsweek is a waste of valuable trees. I keep trying to refuse my free subscription every time I re-up with WCNY. It never works.)