FUUUUCKbook! (Actually, that's probably the name of a porn site. I mean, Fuck Facebook)
Everything on Facebook pisses me off now. No, I don't mean where people post stupid pictures of their lunch, or the Starbuck's cup with their name on it. I've come to miss those now. I fucking pine for the days when I'd look at my news feed and think man, these are the worst!
Every motherfucker is posting inspirational stories now. I literally, 100% being honest here, cannot make it to the end of any of that shit to see what the moral of the stupid fucking story is supposed to be. They are all exaggerated and heavy handed as shit and have fucking nothing to do with reality.
"Oh, how'd you get through college?" the boss asks, because large companies don't have HR doing their fucking hiring.
"Mom and Dad, herp derp," says the job applicant.
"Well, go home and look at their hands," says the boss.
So the ENTITLED SHIT job applicant goes home and looks at his parents' hands, and realizes they don't have hands anymore because they worked them down to stumps paying for his college. And he cries and cries and does their work for them.
Then when he returns to the boss and cries some more and tells him what he did the boss is all, "That's good, because someone who can appreciate that is exactly who we want to hire and-
NO. FUCK YOU INSPIRATIONAL STORY. Companies aren't looking to hire an asshole who appreciates shit. It's Glengarry Glen Ross. Earners get coffee, the rest of you get fucked. It's a stupid fucking story written by someone because their spoiled shit kid threw a fit that they bought them a Nintendo 3DS instead of the Nintendo 3DS XL, and they can go fuck themselves for thinking this was something that applies to the rest of us.
And fuck my Facebook friends for exposing me to this pile of shit.
Every motherfucker is posting inspirational stories now. I literally, 100% being honest here, cannot make it to the end of any of that shit to see what the moral of the stupid fucking story is supposed to be. They are all exaggerated and heavy handed as shit and have fucking nothing to do with reality.
"Oh, how'd you get through college?" the boss asks, because large companies don't have HR doing their fucking hiring.
"Mom and Dad, herp derp," says the job applicant.
"Well, go home and look at their hands," says the boss.
So the ENTITLED SHIT job applicant goes home and looks at his parents' hands, and realizes they don't have hands anymore because they worked them down to stumps paying for his college. And he cries and cries and does their work for them.
Then when he returns to the boss and cries some more and tells him what he did the boss is all, "That's good, because someone who can appreciate that is exactly who we want to hire and-
NO. FUCK YOU INSPIRATIONAL STORY. Companies aren't looking to hire an asshole who appreciates shit. It's Glengarry Glen Ross. Earners get coffee, the rest of you get fucked. It's a stupid fucking story written by someone because their spoiled shit kid threw a fit that they bought them a Nintendo 3DS instead of the Nintendo 3DS XL, and they can go fuck themselves for thinking this was something that applies to the rest of us.
And fuck my Facebook friends for exposing me to this pile of shit.