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[zoeyday]

WHAT. Whatwhatwhat. Seriously, spending Christmas in a pub watching my brother and his roommates try to pick up increasingly pathetic girls is just....well, highly entertaining, actually. But this is seriously all our plans amount to? I'd almost rather be running The Nutcracker with the preschoolers again

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[marloww]

You're spending Christmas in a pub? With your delightfully delicious brother and his mates? Merlin.

[zoeyday]

Right? It's equal parts painful and hilarious. Right now, more hilarious. Jackson's managed to make two girls dance on the bar in a battle for a pint or something. I don't pretend to know.

[marloww]

If only we could record this somehow.

How is Jackson lately?

[zoeyday]

I'm sure there's a security camera somewhere I can steal.

Oh, you know, he's trouble, nothing out of the ordinary. Although, I think he's getting boring in his old age. Yeah, old age of 25

[marloww]

Another perfect holiday present: stolen security cameras,

Jackson boring? I never thought I'd see the day.

[zoeyday]

Stolen anything is always at the top of my list!

The mighty have fallen. It's a sad, depressing day in the flat. He'll have taken up knitting or something soon, just wait. It's going to be hilarious

[marloww]

I hope he'll knit me a new scarf.

OOC; WOMAN GET ONLINE.

[zoeyday]

I'll make it happen. He always liked you more than me anyway.

[marloww]

Oh, hush. You'll make me blush.

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Really?

[zoeyday]

Your little crush on my brother is hysterical!

[marloww]

Me? Crush? I have no such thing.

[zoeyday]

Yeah, yeah. I'll pretend I never see the swoony, giddy looks you try not to give him when you see him.

[marloww]

Well, considering it's been ages, I've no idea what you're talking about.

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